Jason Horn

And when we blow someone up without evidence of a crime, we’ve violated which conventions again?

Omg if Nathan Fielder is there on opening night it will all have been worth it

I am the person who keeps trying to get them to admit they will serve food, and I am convinced the restaurant is AI. Like the whole thing top to bottom was conceived and created by chatGPT. We meeting there on opening night?

Midwesternness can be inherited epigenetically.

Nope, journalism, especially magazine journalism, can only happen from behind a desk in Lower Manhattan

Why would a person need to apologize for singing in Spanish?

Yeah in the last few months I’ve moved from no death penalty at all to death penalty for crimes against humanity only

In My Ent Era

Worth noting that Zohran’s actually a socialist and only nominally a Democrat because of our two party system

So take a police force and arrest the people who are breaking laws and go into the facility. This is not rocket science!

Cutting Meat with Your Chef’s Knife? You’re Using the Wrong Tool I tested six knives on fish, chicken, and pork to find the best boning knives for your kitchen.

New story featuring video of me boning: www.foodandwine.com/best-boning-...

The press conference focused more on him making AI images of fire one time and listening to a song whose music video has fire in it than the actual evidence they have. Very weird.

Deploy the state police to arrest the masked agents kidnapping Illinoisans

Not a camel; a snake ate two models

The two guys on the right took the time to grow Ditka mustaches for the trip. That’s sweet.

Isn’t it contempt of congress to not answer the question? Why isn’t she in jail?

One politician “resisting” ICE have one ICE agent arrested challenge

My favorite part might be how out of time Trump is on the cowbell

Police Accidentally Shot and Killed a Victim During Manchester Terrorist Attack

The police killed more people than the terrorist. Because he didn’t have a gun. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/w...

a poster that says simpsons did it on a tv Alt: South Park “Simpsons did it!” gif

Me watching the latest Beavis & Butt-Head, when Butt-Head gets too fat to be evicted

For me The Mist is the biggest disappointment in Stephen King adaptations (both times!). The novella is so so good.

They've had years and infinite money, and yet there has been no AI book that everyone is reading, no AI music artist that has the song of the summer, no AI movie anyone wants to watch. Seems like they should have even one of those before they get to say that's the future

Did anybody ask Lisa to specify why her daughter couldn’t ride the metro before? These people act like having to look at a poor person is a crime committed against them.

Recruiting the tallest, fastest guys for the NBA 2K6 tournament

You have to be a clean-shaven white male bodybuilder to operate a drone. The Xbox controller just falls apart if a scrawny, female, or melanated hand touches it.

“You kill people and break things for a living” sounds like what a toddler tells you when you ask him why he wants to be an army man when he grows up.

They actually gave the award to drag queen and duck walk master Duck DiNasty

There’s this neat process our government has by which we can remove presidents who do unlawful things. Too bad you have to be a member of Congress to get that started, so I guess all you can do is post.

The package tells you how many to take, because we’ve done extensive research into how much Tylenol is safe to take. The package doesn’t have a warning about autism, because that link is a lie.