Dress codes are easy opportunities for racism
“He convinced the unpaid employees he was beating that the beatings were motivational, so it was ok” is the logical pretzel I just saw a Rene defender twist himself into.
What are we doing, restaurant industry?
If you worked for a chef who hit you, it’s incumbent upon you to never do that.
United STETs of America
That’s fine because you’re still getting like 3.5 jokes per second. That show has an overclocked humor chip.
Apostrophela, obvs
Hey, hey, DJT, how many kids do you kill per tweet?
In the basement of Mar-a-Lago, a portrait of a young Donald Trump is laughing, getting its revenge
And so you’ve directed the sergeant at arms of the senate to take Pete Hegseth into custody, right?
So professors are doctors, doctors are misters, lawyers are barristers, and we all drive on the wrong side of the road, got it.
Ha, exactly. After my friend graduated from law school he jokingly made us call him doctor for like a week, then never again
Why isn’t it Dr. Goon? He doesn’t have a medical degree even?
How you think Kerrygold makes it?
Have you ever written anything for the internet? The slop machine may have pretended to be you! Do your part to help reign in the AI apocalypse and maybe get some cash out of the deal.
If we kill all the Iranians, there won’t be anybody to lead Iran. Check and mate.
anybody know if there’s a way for journalists to find out if grammarly used their name?
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The disclaimer at the beginning says 18 people were involved, including an actor. So AI was used to make the work of people worse?
Why does a restaurant that costs $1500 per person need financial sponsors?
Does she study gravestones or carousels, or just enjoy joining weird organizations?
Listen, I would happily be paid $200k a year to sit on the National Board of What Is And Isn’t Processed Food and decide this.
Seed oils?!
With 20 years experience of writing about food, I am a seasoned seasoning journalist and I make…a lot less than this
Unser Kölsch ist amerikanisch, genau wie unser Soccer
Escort service only available on your birthday
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Turns out my English major prepared me for global geopolitics better than any other
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It was baked as a rectangle but cut into squares
Everybody deserves a second chance at some things. Running for president is not one of those things.
