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@chrismartinez.bsky.social

Father and husband, runner for fun, lawyer by trade Sports: Oregon Ducks, Portland Trail Blazers, Houston Texans, and Texas Rangers Views and opinions are my own

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Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

08.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13750    πŸ” 7811    πŸ’¬ 752    πŸ“Œ 608
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
trib.al/9Sxu9IN

06.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 15900    πŸ” 7541    πŸ’¬ 830    πŸ“Œ 1091

As soon as they mention the Texans line is doing better, they go absolutely brain dead. OL gonna get CJ killed #HTownMade

05.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cooper Rush sounds like the fake name of a running back on an unlicensed football game

05.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ESPN College Gameday Next stop: Eugene, Oregon πŸ¦†

See you soon for a top 10 matchup between the Hoosiers and the Ducks 🍿

#GoDucks

05.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Haha, UT

04.10.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apple’s AI Workout Buddy congratulated me on running my 10,751st minute this year during my 8 mile run this morning.

Thanks, I guess?

04.10.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been slowly deleting all my social media. Gonna go back to sending letters and post cards. The USPS probably won’t be around for much longer, so I need to enjoy it while it lasts

04.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HAPPENING NOW: Oregon asks Judge Karin Immergut (a Trump appointee) to block the Trump admin's federalization of 200 Oregon National Guard troops to deploy to Portland. 🧡

03.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1276    πŸ” 391    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 35

I agree with that. Not a huge fan of androids but had them in the past. I think maybe canceling Apple web services could be impactful in the meantime. I’m pondering a switch to Proton for email/drive/etc (albeit I recall its CEO making a post that was positive about an appointment Trump made)

03.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apple removes ICE tracking apps after Trump AG pressure Joshua Aaron has said he created ICEBlock after seeing the Trump administration's deportation efforts, which he said evoked events in Nazi Germany.

We gonna boycott Apple for caving to Trump admin’s fascist anti free speech pressure to remove the ICEBlock app, or do we only care about our nighttime TV jokes? www.cnbc.com/2025/10/03/a...

03.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Saving this week's Ducks vs Them about the Penn State game until after I finish this big work project. πŸ₯²

01.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck a tie game in the NFL!

29.09.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The QAnon pedophile conspiracy theory pushed by Thiel, Musk, and Bannon was meant to distract from the actual Epstein pedophile conspiracy involving Thiel, Musk, and Bannon.

29.09.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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#ScoDucks (good week for a bye) πŸ¦†

28.09.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Be great if this team could show up more often

28.09.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Texans’ defense can get a turnover too!!? We are eating #HTownMade

28.09.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Landscape, by Joan MirΓ³, 1968, πŸ“Έ by @EricEvansPhoto

28.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 908    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

The Texans can score a TD!!

28.09.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I’m glad my son has a soccer game rn bc this Texans game is hard to watch #Htownmade

28.09.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah he clearly ducked his head. Straight looking at the ground when his helmet made contact

28.09.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Allar, sideline... OOH IT'S PICKED! DILLON THIENEMAN CALLS GAME! THAT'S A WALK-OFF WHITE-OUT WINNER FOR THE DUCKS!" - Noah Eagle on Oregon's 2OT win over Penn State

28.09.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

Dan Lanning is the man. #GoDucks

28.09.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love college football #GoDucks

28.09.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Incredible ending.

28.09.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8
The Duck blurry selfie

The Duck blurry selfie

THE DUCKS ARE REAL
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
#GODUCKS

28.09.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

!!!!!!!! #GoDucks

28.09.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ROLLING!!! #GoDucks

28.09.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dante Moore escaping pressure has been so clutch this game #GoDucks

28.09.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

28.09.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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