OBAMA????
01.02.2026 08:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@lo-mazzy.bsky.social
An iced coffee mom but with a cool truck
OBAMA????
01.02.2026 08:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When we asked for more precedented times, we did NOT mean 1945
01.02.2026 08:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no
21.11.2025 16:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's no longer possible to ask Alexa a question without her answering and then tacking on a, "by the way, can I have some money?"
21.11.2025 16:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why do they continue to make danishes in flavors that are not cheese? I don't see the point actually?
22.10.2025 15:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one prepared me for the absolute chokehold 'the Wheels on the Bus' would have on my toddler.
22.10.2025 15:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My toddler is the hype girl I never knew I needed, "YAYYYYY Mommy get a coffee!!"
19.06.2025 23:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Something that makes me feel old is that I used to send a T9 SMS to the Internetβ’οΈ to let everyone on Twitter know what I was doing even though I wasn't at a computer, and at the time, almost no one I knew was doing that because it was too revolutionary.
21.05.2025 03:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a generalization and not about a specific joke.
08.04.2025 04:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which was funny in theory but ruined by its scientific inaccuracy.
08.04.2025 04:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm ND enough to have a strong desire to "um actually," but not so ND that I can't bite my tongue because I know the "um actually" will ruin your joke.
08.04.2025 04:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0How lucky are we to live at a time where Advil exists tho
13.01.2025 21:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love garlic but garlic is always playing hard to get with all those peels so idk if the feeling is mutual or not :/
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