Lo Mazzy 🖤

OBAMA????

When we asked for more precedented times, we did NOT mean 1945

Oh no

It's no longer possible to ask Alexa a question without her answering and then tacking on a, "by the way, can I have some money?"

Why do they continue to make danishes in flavors that are not cheese? I don't see the point actually?

No one prepared me for the absolute chokehold 'the Wheels on the Bus' would have on my toddler.

My toddler is the hype girl I never knew I needed, "YAYYYYY Mommy get a coffee!!"

Something that makes me feel old is that I used to send a T9 SMS to the Internet™️ to let everyone on Twitter know what I was doing even though I wasn't at a computer, and at the time, almost no one I knew was doing that because it was too revolutionary.

This is a generalization and not about a specific joke.

Which was funny in theory but ruined by its scientific inaccuracy.

I'm ND enough to have a strong desire to "um actually," but not so ND that I can't bite my tongue because I know the "um actually" will ruin your joke.

How lucky are we to live at a time where Advil exists tho

I love garlic but garlic is always playing hard to get with all those peels so idk if the feeling is mutual or not :/

a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .

Do everyone's hormones do this after having a baby or do my hormones just know that I'm Irish Catholic?