Dan

He’s quit football to put up flags and chop down speed cameras

Stuey D followed a few right wing types and some DUP types for a while

Yep, same as “staunch” Stuey D

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Combat18 Cooper

Tempted to apply for the Newells job, I’ve got as much chance as anyone of keeping them up

Sat back, sat back and sat back. Pathetic. Bring Pablo home.

Only another few months of Farkes line ups before sweet Pablo takes over

Midnight in Chernobyl by Adam Higginbotham is a fantastic read/listen if you’ve got wider interest

Our last Monarch, in collusion with our current Monarch, paid £12m, likely from funds received from taxpayer funds, to pay off a victim of her noncey son, who is still 8th in line to the throne. If ever there’s a time to abolish the monarchy, it’s now. Seize 95% of their assets and get them gone.

Like father, like son

Satan to ol’ Lizzy on her first day in hell

Abolish the monarchy.

Just remembered that Max Wöber is still contracted to Leeds United. Fucking poindexter

Let’s take it one step further, everyone should have a proper English name too. None of this forrin crap like Henry, Richard or James. PROPER English names like Ethelred, Ethelbald and Egbert.

Those 4 games under Allardyce have a lot to answer for

So that’s Liam Cooper alongside Stuey D with the “questionable” politics. Into the bin with them both.

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Hear me out…Billionaires…

Food of the gods

Sat Bains is on my list as is Tom Shepherds place. Did Man Behind the Curtain when it was open and The Hand & Flowers years ago

L’Enclume, absolutely outstanding

Did a 3 Michelin star meal last night. Don’t know where to go from here, having chip butties tonight because everything is pointless now.

Captained Cole Palmer didn’t I

The collapse is on!

Gruev having his best game for us in a long time

9 mins and he’s binned him off. Times like this I wish Farke was in The Files

That’ll leave us with 3 dodgy keepers instead of 4

Goodnight JV

Imagine being the richest man in the world, more money than you can comprehend, takes you 5 minutes to read your bank balance. But, no matter how hard you try no one likes you, not your kids, not your peers, not even a shadowy cabal of sex traffickers and nonces. All that money and still a dweeb.

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Another January window of inactivity despite clear gaps and a lack of strength in depth

DCL and Ampadu get injured and we’re pretty much gone.