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My father, who’s supposed to retire next year, just told me he wants to get his heavy machinery license so he can “be the first one to bulldoze the fucking ballroom” in 2029

Poor MAGA people on Twitter are having the biggest meltdown over Zohran Mamdani and it's hilarious. They all need some psych help.

👏👏 NYC
👏👏 Pennsylvania
👏👏 Virginia
👏👏 New Jersey
👏👏 California

So he can hear what he's about to say loud and clear.

The election results in America look rather nice right now.

There is hope.

I don't get fans of celebrities these days.

They create a fan account of what someone wears

Is it just me or is that creepy af and over the top obsessive?

Yeah chanting USA isn't the best idea right about now, Collingwood cheersquad.

And by chips I mean fries.

I love my food logic sometimes.

I ordered a burrito bowl because I didn't want the tortilla because I've had enough carby things today.. proceeds to order chips as well

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Sign the Petition Deport New Zealand born immigrant Thomas Sewell

Just found out there's a petition to deport Neo-Nazi Thomas Sewell back to New Zealand.

So doesn't Thomas being a New Zealander make him an immigrant?

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Screen grab from the herald sun: Neo-Nazi Thomas Sewell defends storming sacred Indigenous site Prominent neo-Nazi Thomas Sewell claims he was defending himself and others when he ambushed a sacred Indigenous site at the weekend, as he became involved in another heated confrontation outside court.

Oop, my bad. Thomas Sewell was apparently defending himself when he and his boyfriends stormed up a hill and bashed women begging them to leave.

Thanks for clarifying, Herald Sun. Very responsible reporting. Good to see that providing cover for Nazis is how you’re choosing to play this one

But but he was just walking through the park on the way to court.
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I wouldn't dare say this over on X.

Hird isn't the answer.
We need to stop living in the past.

Sacking Brad because of our injury ridden season also isn't the answer.

Suddenly realising a friend isn't a friend anymore.

Fucking sucks.

So over on that other app, I just got a DM asking if they could DM me.
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Geez these bots aren't that smart.

He's still annoyed. Won't sleep in his bed.

Rearranged my bedroom a little bit today which meant Stanley's bed had to be put in a different spot.

Once he found out his bed was moved, he spent about five minutes meowing at me.. pretty sure I got told off.

#cats

Sometimes I hear a song from the 90s etc and think, did they really let us dance to this song when we were not even teenagers yet?

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I don't remember much of the actual beef but the image of the egg with his name on it, flashes everytime I see his name.

I just read about this and was going to tell you. But looks like you've already heard 😂

Feeling like I'm being punished for having a mental health issue.

I just want to work. 😭

I can tell my depression is bad.

It's my birthday and I'm getting upset because hardly anyone has wished me a happy birthday.

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Found Step Up 4 on Amazon Prime.. hello baby Ryan Guzman.

It's sad that I guessed correctly it was an opinion piece from Bolt.

We told you Peter Dutton that Victorians have a long memory, we don’t like you or want you. Hopefully you finally get it. We were never afraid of going out to eat or going to our local Bunnings just afraid of you as PM & we helped take care of that tonight. #australiavotes2025

“Let us all reflect on what we have in common, no matter who you voted for, where you live, how you worship, who you love, whether you belong to a culture that has cared for this continent for 65,000 years, or you have chosen to come here and make a contribution, we are all Australians,”

This.

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Great speech Albo.

Penny Wong take a bow.

Watch Liberals go more Trump than ever.

#Australia #AusPol

Even the guy on ABC News said it was out of character.