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You deserve better. Your abuser has proven themselves to be undeserving of your patience, trust, understanding, and respect. They’ve earned their consequences.

I need more of this

Taxes are your subscription fee to the country you live in.

I used to be so annoyed by watermarks as a teenager. But now I’m so grateful that when I save a picture, I can go back later and seek out the artist to check out their new stuff.

A dragon signs up to be a firefighter.
He’s very confused on the first day of the job.

Tried to say, “what’s the worry?” and was thinking “what’s the fear?” And it came out as “what’s the furry?”

Still not as bad as the time I said that I was dunking/sticking my cookie in milk and came out as “I’m dicking my cookie.”

Apparently my current vibe is jaded clown

AI is like a porn renaissance for fantasy kinksters.

So this popped up into my head. Drag Story Hour was a thing, but I’m surprised that Furry Story Hour isn’t a thing. I’ve seen educational furries on TikTok. I’ve also seen educational drag queens on TikTok. Maybe I’m just realizing how similar these two groups are. Just with different aesthetics.

Disney being so determined to make Wanda a villain in every universe tells me they really don’t understand the character. Justice for my girl, please!!

I’m so excited that Superman(2025) is on streaming now and I get to watch it again! I’m just not sure if I want to celebrate by watching it dressed as Superman or Krypto.

I don’t wanna be mean, but it always feels super passive aggressive to correct someone over text. 😭 I don’t wanna be mean, but the visual aid of the picture is important, I promise!

Maybe I am artificially intelligent. I made no discoveries or revelations on my own. I observed and learned from what was shown to me.

I’d assume you’re on the verge of gaining super speed powers 😋

One of my coworkers has a coffee in the morning, and several energy drinks throughout the day, and I ask them, “are you attempting to vibrate into the multiverse?”

My absolute pet peeve for guys wearing superhero spandex backwards… worse is I just saw a guy who has one with muscle shading. So the glute shading is on the crotch. Nice front-butt, dude. You look like your neck is broken and your head is 180 degrees in the wrong direction.

To Mr. James Gunn,
I hope you’re happy, I hope you sleep well, I hope you are well rested, and that your head is always on the cool side of the pillow.
I really want to see Superman again.

Beast aka Hank McCoy flexing his muscles in a double bicep pose while wearing a red speedo. X-men pinup art by Zach Brunner.

A guy on the train was wearing a tank top with a sexy pin-up picture of #Beast from #Xmen. And I can’t find it anywhere on the internet. This picture by Zach Brunner is the closest I could find. Anyone know what I’m talking about?

Blowing himself up to get his car out of the mud. But getting bigger feels too good, he might just get too big to move.

I miss the days of having a laptop with an app where I had a little stripper dude dancing on the taskbar while I wrote fetish stories. But hasn’t been around since 2011.

Not yet, but you already got me simping for him.

I wonder if there’s a world record book for kinky stuff. Like biggest dildo ever used, most loads taken by a cum dump, largest collection of latex clothing. I’d keep it as a book for my coffee table.

Yoga is great! Just remember to stretch every direction. Also having recently gone through physical therapy, the more you stretch and regain range of motion, you might start to feel a little weaker at end range. It’s something I wasn’t expecting, so just keep an eye out for that, it’s normal.

I don’t mind that he can’t fit into clothes either 🤩

YouTube video by Gil Estevam Legally Blonde The Musical (Pro-shot MTV) Full HD

I think Legally Blonde the musical definitely streamlines the movie, and improves the story in some areas. Like I love that the Bend-and-snap is an important plot point and what they did with Vivian’s character. The whole thing is on YouTube. youtu.be/Bp4JYFnDTh8?...

What’s the gay version of “white girl wasted”? Cause there’s a ton of that at this EDM show.

This is just begging for artists to draw their sweaty OCs with pit stains. 👀

Dang, thicc thighs save lives!

You get two superpowers, one big one that helps you save the world, and one small one that makes daily life more convenient, what do you pick? I think my big power would be invulnerability, and my small power would be to instantly preheat ovens/pans for cooking.