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An unusually Dick less weekend on my skyline.

I got bored and joined scruff. They are barking at me guys.

That sudden self awareness that hits you between 25-27 💀 I can’t relate to people younger than 24 because the lights aren’t on yet. There are some things they do and say because they don’t know the truth yet.

And you can’t even say you want to go off the grid because you could get arrested for tax evasion. Like bitch. We are on a rock floating in space. We don’t have anywhere else to go 🤣

Preach. Imo adolescence ends at 24. By 24, you’re off enough to navigate adult spaces because you have the experience. 18-23 is too young to be anywhere near someone that old. Many of us were still learning what informed consent or coercion was at that age.

Healing

The fact we have to pay money to live on a planet we can’t leave.

Oh, they understand. They just don’t want to do it. That would require them learn and we know how much people hate learning

Some keep hiring them to sing at funerals. It’s camp. That’s all I can say🤣

They are blowing up on tiktok rn😂

Fire - Sagittarius (anti-social tendencies)

Water - Cancer (emotionally unstable)

Earth - Virgo (self absorbed)

Air - Aquarius (faux intellectualism)

I can’t escape this stud 😂

Jokes aside, not really. BUT the signs I’ve never had a good experience with are those signs.

Be locked in a room with a gorilla or date Leo. Sagittarius. Aquarius. Virgo. Libra

Me:

Today I shocked myself. Something has changed within me. Something is not the same.

Asking for a friend… how does one get into findom.

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When someone tries to get close too fast:

It’s been 50 years and they are still complaining?

Feral cat energy.

One of the main reasons I don’t post as much as I’d like

The urge to hide the moment I get any form of affection or attention.

😂😂😂

Does this count

I miss everything

And when I warn people they think I’m being overly confident. 6.5 inches thick is not joke. I can’t do quickies, even hear is a challenge for some because they’re jaw hurts 😂. This is tmi, I don’t care we’ve all seen each other dicks in this house.

As someone on thicker side, most people change their mind and or quit. Most of the time I only get half way in. So now I just do everything else except that.

What’s happening

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They were talking about the bible and needed somewhere private to harness the true power of the Holy Ghost. OBASHATA!

Good for him. He’s got bird to feed.

This being how I find out the guy with the tiny birds on TikTok is on OF💀