2bit_natty (she/they)🔞 ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

Jailed for stinky crimes

giving you the hormones that makes you repost this

Gift of Sid and Mercedes Bass

Chris Burden, Medusa's Head, 1990
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136362

Do the dance, do the algal dance.

They're remaking you for a modern audience. Yeah, sorry man. They're giving you a hyper realistic art style with no reverence for how your original color grading or art design looked. Your boss fights have new shitty mechanics and they redid all of your iconic voice acting. Your studio got laid off

[COMM 2024] 🎨

Will probably make a mutual aid post later on today to make sure I have enough for rent at the end of the month

But I should probably look for a second job, because I could definitely use a few extra hundred a month

ups and downs but alright on average i think

he is Great in many ways

How it felt explaining ANY project i was working on during my media arts & animation major to my boomer parents when i was in college aknskdnaksnwksmksns

you're super hot and sexy and i hope you're having a good night

You insult us with your dress.

omg what a precious little poopy mcguffin

oh yeah

fucking PISSED

playing my pipe organ

plotting an increasingly elaborate and dramatically ironic revenge

there's a local sorority in my hometown, not part of a national group

back in the 80s they had a problem with low recruitment so they lowered their standards and immediately became the "lesbian and art major" sorority

they made me an honorary member, back when i was just an eggy twink

But if dentists make their money from unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?!

Me right the fuck now LOL

Cat checkpoint show the most recent cat photo on your phone

"yep, made the alien REAALLLL scrotey, just like you asked, boss"

The spine of a book called Germs, Seeds, Animals by an author named Crosby.

My dad's second-favorite band

a crude portrait of my sona, Natty, a possum, drawn in loose thick lines like crayon or magic marker - her eyes are spirals, she's blushing, slack-jawed around her is an aura of pink and purple and indigo

[watches you do that]

What matters is that the town is euphoric about it

It's our cute little boner
we dress it up for the holidays

OMG ME TOOO

pointy + spinny

Yes obviously the Ypsilanti Water Tower is trans

No i don't know their AGAB, it doesn't matter

Enjoy, (but never trust) the weather

Does anyone suffer more than Abraham Simpson

That old bastard has been nebulously on death's door and living in a semi-dementia hellscape of old age for 800 EPISODES and 37 YEARS

He is a televised Sisyphus