2bit_natty (she/they)🔞🏳️‍⚧️ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

Nah it's fine, I'll just have to make some new ones is all

*sigh* okay

Working on it!

Be the bad bitch u wanna see in the world

It's payday so I'm going out for my biweekly beer & shot

Got to talk about possums with strangers at the bar, that was pretty cool

It's definitely a class indicator to buy a new phone (or car, or any other tech) before it's necessary imo

It's called a starboardmanteau when it's on the right-hand side

I was taught by my doc to do upper outer thigh, like about a hands length from the hip (like if you place the base of your palm at your hip while sitting up, and the other hand with the tips on the knee, in between the two hands on the upper side of your thigh)

Cartoon meme of Sonic the Hedgehog (from Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series, Jan 1994) lying down and looking smugly at the camera with a speech bubble that reads: “I want bad art made slowly by real people AND I'M NOT KIDDING”

the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now

watching this in my youth made me worse in so many ways

I heard there was a Cohen song,

And all the Christians got it wrong,

But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?

‘Cause you see its about getting laid,

It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,

But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”

Me: Defining people by what decade they were born in is so silly, generations are a fake concept
Also me, turning up the car radio: AND I DON’T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME, ‘CAUSE I DON’T THINK THAT THEY’D UNDERSTAND, WHEN EVERYTHING’S MADE TO BE BROKEN—

Frieren Looking Up but it's Rocko as cosplayer
#anime #meme #rockoverse

You guys have careers?

Gaylord Slowcum

United States, Census, 1900

make a fursoña

be a furry

it helps

feeling COYOTE about it

I've been on this train for years!

Wasn't there an onion article calling it a "friend's weedy older cousin simulator"

•Bonnie Vale will remember that

Can someone help me find who made this?
alt text:
animated gif: top panel shows someone frantically trying to start a car, the low battery light vaguely flashes each time
bottom panel shows an anthro possum lady standing in front of the car, fists clenched, cigarette flaring
i.imgur.com/WuMNOku.mp4

oh i've met this bitch

no time for pleasantries with the Back of House staff

they've got tips to be made, honey, and don't need your kitchen sweat around them, thank you

calls you comrade sarcastically

call my girl clutch the way i awkwardly waggle my feet and lurch and hear grinding noises because i moved the stick wrong

i know you've been high a lot of times before, and it's always subsided. this time is different. this time it's forever. you'll be high from now until infinity. and everyone knows you're high. they all know and they're judging you.

Lyrics on a karaoke machine: I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

rat in a vest drinking a PBR

Holy shit Raffo what's up, I haven't seen you around since you played at Roadkill Haus last summer - you were on stage for like 6 hours straight man, it was unbelievable

you uh, need me to grab my squeezebox or synth or are you doing a sludge jam tonight?

This is the most dystopian thing I've read all day

"will i see you tonight?
on a downtown train?
every night every night is just the same
you leave me lonely"