Dyke Donna Summer

Not right now (or ever), Kanye.

I listened, and now I'm half asleep conducting these 1:1s. 😂😭

Laughing at them > Arguing with them. This is social media. If it isn't a source of entertainment, it doesn't get to stay on my timeline.

...and yall be breeding with them.

My favorite so far is a woman whose bio says nothing about her other than she voted for "the qualified woman" and that she doesn't know "how we ended up here again." We're here again because your agree with sentiments likr these, lady. They really are incapable of introspection. Omg

Sometimes, when I vehemently disagree with a post, I click on the "Likes" list to scroll through three list and laugh at the bios of the type of people that agree. This list did not disappoint.

I'm on the main line, right now!

No unpaid conversations with any of em at all for me.

That catfish I fried yesterday is calling out to me from the refrigerator like a siren nymph. It says, "Put you some grits on the stove right quick, beloved."

😭😭

Thank you. My wife dressed like Ariana and we remade some of those cringey press tour videos. A time 😭😭😭

I needed this for my Cynthia Erivo Halloween costume last year 😭

Thank you! 🥰 And you're right. Lemme chill before she puts a paying client in my slot! 😅

I feel this so hard because my trainer is also my SPOUSE. 😭

I asked this on IG. They not being honest. 💔

We listen and we don't judge.

Widdle Bee 🥹

Now they mad because you got their kids running laps and doing push-ups at the grocery store 😅

How many of yall still be saying "one" when you hang up the phone? Be honest.

The same people who claim they forget to drink water and forget to eat breakfast 3 days a week, suddenly need 10 gallons of water and 10lbs of breakfast meat per person in the household to survive 2 days worth of snow...

Yes, she's both. That's my friend Yaya Bey.

I'm nobody's "Black friend."

You at 22

People who think the Wicked movies deserve Oscar nominations walk among us...

I just don't think folks are being the best stewards over D'Angelo's intellectual property if this shit keeps leaking. I don't understand how I'm seeing so much of it online if it's unintentional. Protect it like you'd protect your own music. Idk, man. Idk.

Stahhhhhp! Thank yewwww!

Never stop! You look gorgeous. I've been waiting for my foundation to run out so that I can finally try Danessa's stuff...... and it finally ran out. 🥹🥰🥳

Quote this with a selfie in one of your favorite cities

📍Viñales, Cuba

Simple math.