Scuffles Rat, Esq.

Bro, no, we can’t just ERP with each other. First we gotta talk about something horny and then keep conversing with such detail it’s handily apparent we’re dying to textbone. THEN you switch the tense from third to first.

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I have been gifted with the ancient and primordial power to nourish with food to sustain the body and soul.

All are welcome at my table, especially those who struggle to find nourishment in their normal life.

It is a privilege to use my gifts for them. Begone from my sight pretenders.

Me to supposed cooks making fun of or complaining about people with dietary restrictions:

Totally not based on a true story ....

Totally not an accurate representation of what happens when I give judges lip ... Nope .... Nope, I've never needed a stern reminder of courtroom decorum.

#Spanksgiving Day 26: Judicial
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Hmm, I guess a rotten tomato is almost a ghost tomato and still works against ghostly ducks in need of a heckling.

Please do not taunt the ghosts. It makes them less effective at delivering moral holiday messages.

That's when we can get the duck focused on lesson based haunting and not his ghastly standup routine.

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“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

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Having a Mexican grocery store 5 minutes from my house is honestly one of the reasons I never want to move.

Happy Haul-oween! I hope everyone has a fun and safe time today!

Duino .... You wrote it on your own name tag. And it's a very funny joke indeed!

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

(🦆 @mainmandarin.bsky.social
🦊 🧸 @aurapuffs.bsky.social

📸 @galefrostbane.bsky.social
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But I need that box to catch Deer!

Yum! Vineasin is on the menu! The lions will be happy.

My @laufman.bsky.social collection just came in and I am so excited!!!

Perma-Null Thundy. You are permanently locked out of bits.

No nut November Non-Intentionally.

Elaborate emotional daydreams while listening to music on repeat is like most of my waking hours. I relate to this spiritually.

It's such a cozy album for me. I used to put it on in college and just listen while I studied. I just feel comfortable when it's on.

You're honestly one of my favorite critters to cook for. I get to be so creative and have so much fun with it.

I don't have a very developed or refined sense of taste. But I love messing around with food so I put a lot of details into the ideas for it.

People really like my cooking and that's what I really feed on.

Creatures being creatures

Are turkeys supposed to have bones?

I had forgotten Arcade Fire existed and now I'm listening to Neon Bible again.