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Sentenced to be a Grant

@grantthethief.bsky.social

Writer at ANN. Podcaster with Blade Licking Thieves, Super Senpai Podcast, and Adventure Tomes. Author and trying to be an artist. Mostly wife guy posting and bad jokes.

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カメックス〜

06.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
browt from pokemon but with kinda a beat up dragonball Z face

browt from pokemon but with kinda a beat up dragonball Z face

DBZ Browt

05.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 147    🔁 45    💬 3    📌 1
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gustavitos ‼️ (ahora acaba2)

05.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 1118    🔁 413    💬 16    📌 0
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Delroy Lindo 🫦

TheWrap
Photographed by Yudo Kurita (2026)

06.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 302    🔁 98    💬 3    📌 44

Here is a secret about things you love. If you put them down you can always pick them back up again. You can always paint again, sew again, hike again, play music again, read that book again, watch the movie. "But it's been so long." The thing you love doesn't care.

29.09.2023 19:25 — 👍 60    🔁 27    💬 0    📌 1

One day my friend

06.03.2026 04:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

REAL

06.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Grant after becoming even more good at hugging.

06.03.2026 04:36 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly there is a cost😫I wanna draft cards

06.03.2026 04:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After my wife and I spent time together, I had a window where I could work out or play slay the spire 2… and I chose working out. Somenpeople are calling me the strongest person who ever lived.

06.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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Quick sketch of the Black Ninjetti Ranger from ⚡️Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie⚡️
Cheers✨
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#PowerRangers #ninjetti #mmpr #blackranger

06.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 21    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
A skilled knight is in the middle of destroying you with her deadliest guitar riff 🎸🔥 Prepare your elixirs

A skilled knight is in the middle of destroying you with her deadliest guitar riff 🎸🔥 Prepare your elixirs

Bard Knight 02🛡️
‘Tis a Critical Hit! 🎸

05.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 3651    🔁 1145    💬 24    📌 1
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pompom rice cooker 💫

05.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 95    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 0
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ECCC Commission.

03.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 1067    🔁 210    💬 12    📌 3
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Watching TNG with original commercials is the only way to watch, TBH.

06.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 264    🔁 50    💬 6    📌 0

Sorry, You Wouldn't Want This Star it's Stupid I Shouldn't Have Even Brought it Up I'm Sorry

06.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 358    🔁 137    💬 2    📌 3
Panel 1: Shen is keeled over a chess board in his chair at the park, sweating and gritting his teeth. He thinks "NO! I'M GONNA LOSE!! I'M... FALLING INTO DESPAIR..."

Panel 2: It shows the chess board, with Shen's clenched fist on it. Shen is playing the white pieces, and his king is on H1 somehow behind 2 rows of 4 pawns. The black king is on B7 and the black queen on D8 threatens checkmate.

Panel 3: A bishop comes in from off the board and takes out the black queen.

Panel 4: Overly realistic depicting of Shen dramatically beginning to look over his shoulder, into the light.

Panel 5: There's a person diagonal from him behind him with a chess board with just the white pieces set up. He has a confident smile. Sunbeams come down behind him and the wind blows the grass gently.

Panel 6: Closeup of that person giving a thumbs up as the beginning of the song "Rap is a Man's Soul!" from Gurren Lagann begins to come on, with the lyrics "do the impossible, see the invisible..." The sun is producing a glare reflection off of his thumb somehow. He had moved his D2 pawn forward to D3 to line up the bishop.

Panel 1: Shen is keeled over a chess board in his chair at the park, sweating and gritting his teeth. He thinks "NO! I'M GONNA LOSE!! I'M... FALLING INTO DESPAIR..." Panel 2: It shows the chess board, with Shen's clenched fist on it. Shen is playing the white pieces, and his king is on H1 somehow behind 2 rows of 4 pawns. The black king is on B7 and the black queen on D8 threatens checkmate. Panel 3: A bishop comes in from off the board and takes out the black queen. Panel 4: Overly realistic depicting of Shen dramatically beginning to look over his shoulder, into the light. Panel 5: There's a person diagonal from him behind him with a chess board with just the white pieces set up. He has a confident smile. Sunbeams come down behind him and the wind blows the grass gently. Panel 6: Closeup of that person giving a thumbs up as the beginning of the song "Rap is a Man's Soul!" from Gurren Lagann begins to come on, with the lyrics "do the impossible, see the invisible..." The sun is producing a glare reflection off of his thumb somehow. He had moved his D2 pawn forward to D3 to line up the bishop.

05.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 3035    🔁 537    💬 42    📌 6

happy birthday to my thing

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happy birthday baiken
#guiltygear

05.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 2350    🔁 795    💬 13    📌 0

I’m sorry, the spire won’r slay itself

06.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Twisted Reflection
#art #mhart

10.02.2026 07:03 — 👍 411    🔁 97    💬 3    📌 0
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tender memories #ff7

05.03.2026 21:37 — 👍 3255    🔁 915    💬 10    📌 1
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Scar

05.03.2026 20:03 — 👍 392    🔁 157    💬 3    📌 0
Stylized digital illustration of Mulder and Scully from the X Files turning to look at camera at something, flashlights in hand. A UFO is flying by overhead, highlighted by an X in the sky. There are other X shape motifs in the shape of the flashlight beams nd the tree bark.

Stylized digital illustration of Mulder and Scully from the X Files turning to look at camera at something, flashlights in hand. A UFO is flying by overhead, highlighted by an X in the sky. There are other X shape motifs in the shape of the flashlight beams nd the tree bark.

Do you want to believe?

Guess who's been rewatching the X Files~

05.03.2026 15:24 — 👍 614    🔁 202    💬 10    📌 1
Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports

Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports

Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports https://theonion.com/dog-loves-bungee-jumping-owner-of-bungee-jumping-dog-reports/

05.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 1222    🔁 79    💬 13    📌 3
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i love the witch hat atelier mangaka more and more every day yall dont know what this means to me

04.03.2026 16:27 — 👍 5268    🔁 1950    💬 21    📌 44

I can't get over how embarrassing it is to work for this administration. Feverishly checking the president's social media to verify that it's ok for you to say the sky is blue and then checking again an hour later for him to post that the sky is actually green and we're saying it very strongly

05.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 1575    🔁 223    💬 9    📌 0

🎶

05.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 70    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0
Trying to calm the herd, Jake himself was suddenly awestruck by the image of beauty and unbridled fury on the cliff above. Pink Shadow had returned.

Trying to calm the herd, Jake himself was suddenly awestruck by the image of beauty and unbridled fury on the cliff above. Pink Shadow had returned.

Trying to calm the herd, Jake himself was suddenly awestruck by the image of beauty and unbridled fury on the cliff above. Pink Shadow had returned.

05.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 235    🔁 48    💬 0    📌 2