Sonny was a loner…

I miss pork belly. I’d roast 20kg of pork belly a week at the pub. I haven’t had any for 10 fuckin’ months. This cannot be right.

Hoodwinking trump is like saying “Gooo!” To a baby

Same plate

For the humble pie course?

Canapés, ya lunk. 🙄 Venison and mushroom pie, in Guinness with carrots, refried kale and broccoli and crispy bacon crumbs. Venison culled on the estate….

I have never, repeat NEVER cooked venison with chocolate (I have cooked 1000s kgs of venison over the years) Gordon Ramsay blew hard on that particular combo…tells ya everything

Meself and the lady did a private dinner party for 8 the other night, in someone else’s kitchen, first one we’ve done. It was a lot of fun. Could’ve played cricket in the kitchen it was so big.

Well done Mac🦌👏🏅 venison and kale are soulmates (true fact)

Absolutely NO LIES TOLD....

It’ll take a while to sift through all the shite so I can’t say with certainty that I’m not. If I am, I deny it.

It just dawned on me: I'm not in the Epstein files. Are you? Let us know if you're not in the Epstein files.

This is absolutely shocking. Something has to be done about this appalling situation in which so many now find themselves. The government needs to act

Never heard that one…ahem

5 jobs I’ve had
Painter and decorator
Blind sports fundraising coordinator
Bar owner
Chef
Deer manager
(That’s all the jobs I’ve ever had)

Just finished reading this. Fuck.
Trump is in charge.
Fuck. Shan’t sleep right ever again. Fuck. Hegseth. Fucking Fuck.

I’m going to the newly launched backgammon night at the boozer, haven’t played for the thick end of 40 yrs, was quite good in my 20s. It’ll nice to have a pint

Greg Bovino, cosplay Gestapo leader, fired. Soon to be appearing in the stage version of ‘Allo ‘Allo at the Palace theatre Matlock (it says here)

A pink log? Gtf!

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It’s probably unconnected, but my dog is currently sporting a whopping hard on, lying in front of the fire….🧐

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There’s a movie about Melanie Trump? Seriously? Fuck me, what a joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Grated Parmesan too Wtaf?

The Mrs has just brought me my supper. Mixed beans and asparagus and stuff with Cajun chicken and two fried eggs on top. She is, my friends, a keeper…

Xx

“We defected to Reform by mistake!”

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Manchester’s cool. They’ll hand him his sorry ass

Yo! Kleenex, over here!