Arr David

That toilet has PTSD and needs therapy.

I did put some granola that Erin had left in a bowl in her bedroom down it the other day, which panicked Saffy.

I'm surprised we haven't had a cholera outbreak, given some of the behaviours of my kids. Don't eat on the toilet should be a basic 🤦

Why is there orange peel in the toilet?! WTF kids!

The last thing I would be concerned with would be a hat. More defending myself from being beaten. Of course I wouldn't be in that situation in the first place, or wearing that hat.

I'm not interested in Starmer. I'm interested on how far and deep Mandelson's operations went in the UK with his involvement with Epstein, Peter Thiel, Trump, et al, that may undermine UK democracy and security. Everyone connected is now suspect. It is clear Epstein was running ops for Russia.

It's amazing what can be done even when it's "out of our hands".
Local agreement and I didn't even have to get my union involved.

12 years ago😬

RONNIE!

The phrase "Rolling ad hoc WFH conditions" was spoken to me today, and "We'll let you carry two weeks leave over into April if you'll lead the audit."
Me: "Great. Put all that in an email to me and send a similar WFH offer email to the woman who's just resigned. She may withdraw it."
"Errr"

Hold onto your hat. I had a 'discussion' today. I'm going to post.

Because evil is done in the dark and out of sight, so lies can be given legitimacy?
There's nothing more inconvenient than being video recorded murdering someone.

That's a phrase often spoken by people who have nailed their colours to the mast and are prepared to go down with their ship... Up until it starts sinking. Then the switch happens. "I didn't know. I wasn't aware. I did have doubts."
As long as other people were being hurt by 'their side'.

Holding onto his little MAGA hat like it's some magic armour from being pounded and humiliated by kids after assaulting a girl.

I LURRRRRVVVE Photoshop and Premiere. Used them for 20 years. Only because someone else pays. Can't get on with the GIMP. Used to play with Paintshop.

The man in the centre who looks like he's been hit with a bat, is wearing a suit that fits him like a suggestion rather than a garment. Paired with a blue shirt that is at breaking point & a tie that has given up on its journey to his collar, it hangs around his neck like a deflated party balloon.

Who fancies playing a game?

Glinner is talking to Congress today about free speech 😱.

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Who wants to have a bash at their own description?

@transatlanticalison.com @planetmatt.bsky.social @sophiemolly.co.uk @arrdavid.bsky.social

Asteroid?

I know. Twats. They lost a good person there.
I came into work for 9, will leave at exactly 5pm. I'm off for 2 weeks, back for a week, and off for another 2 weeks.

I don't know. Came down from senior leadership team who, strangely enough, often work from home.

The woman who was in tears about the cancellation of the WFH policy has gone off sick and resigned her position. Just read the email.

"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?" - Terry Pratchett

Tell that to all the pensioners who go live in hotels in Spain and Portugal over the winter months. Used to be five months at a time, now down to three.

I am sure they will send me a message. They have my number.
I am taking leave at the most important time (which they can't stop me taking). They're due an audit which they do not want to fail.

I fully expect a 'local' agreement to be made in the next few days. They can't email me about it, because my laptops are on their desks 😂

They won't like the results with paper ballots. Research has shown it somehow goes 6 to 8% in their favour electronically.

The sad thing I learned long ago is that you don't get sensible concessions by being nice about it. People need to kick up a stink.

That needs to be on a "Are you a robot" image Captcha pop up. "Select: Fire Hydrants"

I'm sadly too civilised now. Death by terms & conditions and HR now.