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Sad I didn't get to go to the park today, the clouds were spectacular. ☁️☁️

@jimmykimmel.com should tell em to blow it out they ass... they made their bed, now tuck em in, and kiss em goodnight.. 💋

The phenomenon of having to pee right after you've gotten comfy should be studied 😖

Pretty little omen 🗡️💋

My mask kink fucks me up every Halloween. 🎃

I wildly underestimate how long tasks will take. 😵

instant karma. ✨

And have 🤑

It’s honestly so embarrassing to have gotten to my age and not know who tf I am and what I like
I did everything people told me to do, behaved how they wanted me to, I thought that I was supposed to and then I’d be happy but the result is I lost 15+ years of living my own life

In the rare space between two sleeps, where wakefulness meets up with grogginess and does the pee-pee dance. 1:09am

I want to gouge out my soft palette from how many times I've carved your name into it with my tongue hoping you'd hear my plea. ❤️‍🩹

I keep forgetting I can live however the fuck I want. 😜

I wonder what the world would look like if we all took up the hobby of sitting in silence. 🤫

I am so glad I don't like chocolate, cause the chokehold it has all of you in is DIABOLICAL!! 😵‍💫👀🍫

Feelin' myself, Won't be deleting. 💋✨

If you don't HAVE to use Speak-to-text, you shouldn't.. it's dumbing us all down.

I miss my cats. 🐈‍⬛🐈✨

We
do
not
debate
anyone's
humanity.

How can I have overslept when I set my calculator for 6:00?

Unfortunately, if I went to a park nearby my house at night, I'm pretty sure I'd never be seen again 👀🫣 but I do love how clear the stars are.

I better get up and go wash my face before I leave mascara skid marks on these people pillows. 🙄😂 💤

Haahahahhahaaa!!! some of y'all finna be on a list.

a man is laying on his stomach in a grassy field . ALT: a man is laying on his stomach in a grassy field .

right? it's warm, grounding... what more could we ask for?

If bugs didn't exist, I'd sleep in grass.

NEVER AGAIN.

Today was so hot in LV omg! I don't know why I was even out there! 🥵 Oh, wait... It's almost as if this was the whole point! 🦩✨

Cut the TV off and pause all music! Don't move a muscle!! 👀

Finding out that 'Idiocracy' was a prophetic documentary wasn't on any of my bingo cards. 👀

Breaking generational trauma is taxing as hell but the end goal is worth it

I simply melt at the skippity-paps 🥹