And they call it "reproducible", despite the fact that NixOS users will never reprodu-
26.02.2026 21:40 β π 96 π 15 π¬ 5 π 0@dobutterfliescry.net.bsky.social
20 [they/them] ππ€ππ€ (dys)functional programmer, mostly writing nix, haskell, rust, c, or bash β¨ i love my flesh prison!!1! π©·π https://dobutterfliescry.net
And they call it "reproducible", despite the fact that NixOS users will never reprodu-
26.02.2026 21:40 β π 96 π 15 π¬ 5 π 0it's been exactly 2 years 2 months and 2 days since the #ultrakill violence layer released fyi
im going to impregnate @hakita.bsky.social
i love @ultrakill-game.bsky.social π©·π
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22.02.2026 02:04 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Linus Torvalds has confirmed Linux 7.0 will be the first Unix-like operating system to feature full buttplug.io support.
18.02.2026 14:54 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0handshake.org :3
(the crypto bro stuff is π€’π΅βπ« tho)
(i just wanted to own virtual.catgirl)
how do i make the voices stop Whimsy Miku...
17.02.2026 00:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0im officially the owner of virtual.catgirl
(and yes this is peak)
oh cool!! my servers are on nixos too <3
i've been working a framework for managing nixos infrastructure (this server was just a test node thankfully)
the README doesn't really do it justice but its really cool (tearforge.net/cry/cerulean) :3
wait im stupid πͺπΈ i added 192.168.0./16 now... tytyty ^_^
16.02.2026 22:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oki doki i did it tysm for reminding me <33
16.02.2026 21:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i forgor :3
16.02.2026 21:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i do in fact have no vnc server on that host x_x
(i forged my mac address and torch the dhcp leases...)
(and i still dont remember the password...)
(im reinstalling nixos...)
this time im really going to do it Whismy Miku...
16.02.2026 12:49 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0> be me
> jokingly set fail2ban time to 10 weeks
> Received disconnect: Too many authentication failures
> Disconnected from 192.168.88.250 port 22
> im banned for 10 weeks ;-;
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16.02.2026 11:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0trans people cuddling <3 - 99:59:59 (99hrs, 59mins, 59secs) edging 100 hour challenge
i take offense to "chronically online", please refer to me as "virtual girl" im alive and well on your subnet :3
16.02.2026 11:09 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0@kaxolotl.neocities.org
they want us so bad π
*im in this post and i dont like it*
16.02.2026 01:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ikr!! :3
15.02.2026 09:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we love helping pretty girls refactor their nix flake <3
(and she's using Cerulean too mwahahahah)
Jia Tan found a way to get paid to work on open source. Why can't you
07.04.2024 08:36 β π 52 π 11 π¬ 2 π 1YOU'RE amazing the way you are!!
13.02.2026 13:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cerulean is like super cool and you should support me on github oki love you <3 !! ^_^
Cerulean (named after Azure) is now in v0.2.0!! (holy moly!) I'm yet to simplify secrets management. But so far we have:
1. remote deployment management + better PAM auth modules
2. management of `nixpkgs.channels.*` in module
it's cool so i'll post more tmr <3
github.com/cry128/Cerul...
Oh my GOD it tried to cancel the matplotlib maintainer...
Gals... I hate to say it... agi is here lmaooooo
fr πββοΈ
08.02.2026 23:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i love mating π€€ i mean... urggh.. um.. categories
08.02.2026 23:19 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Once again, it turns out βfully autonomousβ means βa guy in the Philippines.β
06.02.2026 15:37 β π 22326 π 6781 π¬ 624 π 1088daydreaming about using cryptographic signatures & proof of work to partially implement what Lars Wirzenius discusses in liw.fi/rethinking-e...
i wonder if it could be *meaningfully* made on the Cult of the Dead Cow's veilid.com
like bye bye spam & SMTP/IMAP/POP3
"omggg its like you always know what to sayy lol" - mhmm yeah i have incredible social anxiety and memorised all the dialogue options last night while showering π΅βπ«
05.02.2026 16:27 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0holy moly that's one sick ass monkey
05.02.2026 16:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0