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Professor at UChicago | bird nerd | lakefront enjoyer | violin player | book hoarder πŸš²πŸ¦©πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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How can you be against AI when it says stuff like this

20.08.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

if only a wealthy donor would endow a fund to supply classrooms with chalk and dry erase markers...

15.07.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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fantastic headline 10/10

08.05.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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word of the day: eierlegende Wollmilchsau

22.04.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ingres, Portrait of the Countess of Tournon (1812)

22.04.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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olaf stapledon's graph of a two hundred billion year time scale for his novel Last and First Men (1930)

08.04.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alongside that: β€œso when are you going to write a novel?”

06.04.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

non-academic at dinner last night: "wow, so what made you care about something so much that you felt you needed to write an entire book about it?"

06.04.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.

24.03.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 14472    πŸ” 3051    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 84
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I thought this "welcome to Turkey, we invented bread!" promo on Turkish Airlines had to be hyperbole, but I stand corrected

12.03.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chicago should thank me for booking a trip to Sicily this week, thereby ensuring that it would be warmer in Chicago than in Sicily

10.03.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My doctor told me that my eye condition β€œwas written about in Ancient Greece,” which is arguably the least useful information a doctor has ever given me

07.03.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like I should be paid five cents every time I have to do two-factor authentication

07.03.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s actually very funny that Severance uses college teaching to stand in for work-life balance in the backstory

05.03.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my robot vacuum is begging for mercy!

04.03.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can an experienced cat owner explain to me how it is possible for my cat to shed his weight in fur on a daily basis?

04.03.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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let's bring back book titles with five "et ceteras" in them

04.03.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's definitely just a matter of time before Google shuts down Google Books, right?

03.03.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

William Stanely Jevons, May 1866: "Of course one must be criticised and abused a little. The more one's name is named now, the better for my professorship appointment."

03.03.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI am not going to get sucked into that drama” I say to myself as I get sucked into that drama

27.02.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

citing my physical copy of the OED like a luddite because I can't stand having URLs in my footnotes

27.02.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shoutout to my friend who instead of asking "what is your book about?" asked "it is annoying if I ask what your book is about?"

20.02.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But couldn't you plausibly read this graph in the opposite way: that more queer visibility occasioned more repression?

20.02.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one thing I think chicagoans don't understand is that in other parts of the country you often have to worry about using too much water

20.02.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our extremely on-brand Valentine’s Day activity is going to hear Schoenberg and Wagner at CSO

14.02.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason, getting up at 5am seems fine but getting up at 4:55am feels inhumane

13.02.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are so few "fun" facts about hardy!

12.02.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fun fact: every Thomas Hardy novel describes at least one sunset

12.02.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone have recommendations for things to do and eat in Palermo?

12.02.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

despite my best efforts, I continue to write about the ninteenth century

10.02.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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