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salem baby nooooo

a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and saying " you get a book " ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and saying " you get a book "

✨Its Scholastic Book Fair Time!!! ✨
I did this last year but I am asking for help from anyone & everyone to help put more books in the hands of my elementary students!!! Please considering adding to my book fair eWallet so I can make sure no kid goes w/o a book!
shop.scholastic.com/ewallet/fund...

I've watched this so many times y'all are SO cute!!

someone's dog shit in the store and they did not clean it up or tell staff about it!!!! very nice and considerate behaviour!!!!

in hell (canadian tire parking lot on a sunday)

omg sleepy little pig 🥹

you are so brave and tall and strong!!!!!!

A pair of hand knit socks with an all over frog design. The pattern is the Kiss a Frog sock from Charlotte Stone's book 'Joyful Colorwork Socks.' The socks are knit entirely from Knit Picks Stroll, a fingering weight superwash merino/nylon blend. The main colour is a light blue called Frost and the frogs are knit in a dark green called Grass. The eyes have been added in Black and White using duplicate stitch (tedious; do not recommend)

I finally completed this pair of socks that I've been working on for a year. I made a lot of mistakes along the way but I learned a lot and I'm very proud of my first colourwork project!🐸

i don't know why you are apologizing for being a delight???

happiest birthday @beefswellington.bsky.social !!!!

these turned out so lovely!!!

diagram of an armless person with a holter monitor where there are 5 different electrodes with wires attached to an annoying piece of shit little box and the wires will catch on everything and the box feels like it's going to pull the electrodes off if it's not placed perfectly in your pocket and i'm mad

i still can't believe your holter monitor looks like that and the one i always get looks like this

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @lesbianashley.bsky.social !!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

come on over I'll make tea!!

fergus asleep in his cat tree with 2 of his little feet sticking out and his fluffy grey tail hanging down. his little head is resting on the crochet blanket my wife made for him.

just staring at my cat is that okay???

on instinct...haunted mansion singing busts but it's dentures

remember when you said hi to yourself in chat yesterday

happy birthday crybabies!!!!! love you @aisforahole.bsky.social and @thebutchprincess.bsky.social 💜💜💜

yay yay yay!!!

stunning spaghet!!!

ate some hawkins cheezies yesterday and it was a mistake for my digestive system but i'd do it again!!!

i love that your sewing machine is gay!!!! 🌈

That's My Purse block print by Brian Reedy

a block print at the intersections of @halfmoonjoe.com's interests: brianreedy.bigcartel.com/product/that...

sending many gentle pets for the bbs

omg fletcher is gorgeous!!!

sending kisses to the babies!!! (and one for you: muah!)

a woman with red hair is smiling and says " i don 't know what you speak " Alt: a woman with red hair says "i don't know of what you speak" (is this from bridgerton??)

sorry i didn't get the memo!!!!!

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BEAUTIFUL!!!!