alex

alex

@phlebotanist.bsky.social

alex (they/he) ✨️gay, trans, tired✨️ mostly here for hmj chat 🌛

286 Followers 273 Following 1,185 Posts Joined Nov 2024
6 hours ago
fergus (minus two balls, plus one microchip) lying down on a blanket and wearing a light purple soft cone. he is not sleepy he is full of rage. fergus sitting in hallway jail (all doors closed) wearing his light purple soft cone, looking for somewhere he can leverage it off his little cat head

fergus is home and he did great at the vet!!!

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12 hours ago

thank you i needed to hear this!!

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13 hours ago

just got home from dropping off the baby (cat) at the vet for his neuter and i'm so nervous for my sweet boy!! he slurped up his gabapentin and quarter teaspoon of wet food this morning like it was a delicacy though so hopefully he is sleepy and unbothered

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14 hours ago

hey mr baby happy wednesday

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14 hours ago

i listened to it (because even though i'm a hater i'm open to being proven wrong) and it was pretty forgettable to me. there are a few good grooves here and there, and the songs are palatable enough, but overall i was bored.

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1 day ago

it's been 30 minutes are you better now?

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2 days ago

does it let you see the violation??? wtf???

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2 days ago

ooh i'll have to check it out!

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2 days ago
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Roasted Cabbage Salad with Maple Miso Dressing This Roasted Cabbage Salad is topped with an easy and creamy maple miso dressing, which helps load this bowl with flavor.

made this a couple weeks ago and it's so good i must share!! making it again tonight with pearl barley instead of rice plantbasedrdblog.com/2023/12/roas...

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3 days ago

j o i n u s

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6 days ago

i have hated ice skating since i was a kid but i know the Shaney School of Ice could change me

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6 days ago

coming into work with an infectious illness in 2026 (when you have the option my to)?? absolutely not! to the stocks!

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6 days ago

b 💜

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6 days ago

plum i'm so sorry!! wishing you the quickest recovery and casting a curse upon that coworker!!

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1 week ago

craft hole!!!!!

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1 week ago
vegan gingerbread lobster cookie!!!! broken and a little nibbled on but who isn't

my spouse picked up a treat for me at the bakery (❤️) and this was the vegan option on offer

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1 week ago

salem baby nooooo

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1 week ago
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a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and saying " you get a book " ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and saying " you get a book "

✨Its Scholastic Book Fair Time!!! ✨
I did this last year but I am asking for help from anyone & everyone to help put more books in the hands of my elementary students!!! Please considering adding to my book fair eWallet so I can make sure no kid goes w/o a book!
shop.scholastic.com/ewallet/fund...

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1 week ago

I've watched this so many times y'all are SO cute!!

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1 week ago

someone's dog shit in the store and they did not clean it up or tell staff about it!!!! very nice and considerate behaviour!!!!

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1 week ago

in hell (canadian tire parking lot on a sunday)

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1 week ago

omg sleepy little pig 🥹

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1 week ago

you are so brave and tall and strong!!!!!!

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1 week ago
A pair of hand knit socks with an all over frog design. The pattern is the Kiss a Frog sock from Charlotte Stone's book 'Joyful Colorwork Socks.' The socks are knit entirely from Knit Picks Stroll, a fingering weight superwash merino/nylon blend. The main colour is a light blue called Frost and the frogs are knit in a dark green called Grass. The eyes have been added in Black and White using duplicate stitch (tedious; do not recommend)

I finally completed this pair of socks that I've been working on for a year. I made a lot of mistakes along the way but I learned a lot and I'm very proud of my first colourwork project!🐸

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1 week ago

i don't know why you are apologizing for being a delight???

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1 week ago

happiest birthday @beefswellington.bsky.social !!!!

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1 week ago
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a man is looking at an x-ray of a person 's heart and the word padam is on the bottom right Alt: ncuti gatwa as the doctor and there's an x-ray or something revealing that he has 2 hearts and he's saying, "Padam, Padam"
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1 week ago

these turned out so lovely!!!

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1 week ago
diagram of an armless person with a holter monitor where there are 5 different electrodes with wires attached to an annoying piece of shit little box and the wires will catch on everything and the box feels like it's going to pull the electrodes off if it's not placed perfectly in your pocket and i'm mad

i still can't believe your holter monitor looks like that and the one i always get looks like this

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1 week ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @lesbianashley.bsky.social !!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

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