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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof

@evanbernick.bsky.social

Associate Prof at Northern Illinois University College of Law. Constitutional law, criminal law, abolition, philosophy, hoops, puppies (esp. Argo the Floof). “Mildly Sephirothic at worst.” He/him.

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Latest posts by evanbernick.bsky.social on Bluesky

ZOHRAN WE ARE STILL COOL

Donald we can’t be cool if you’re threatening to execute opposition party members

WHY NOT

Just, trust me on this

OK WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HANG OUT AGAIN

Um, soon

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Smiling Mamdani

Smiling Mamdani

Hey, Donald. Just thought I’d bring a smile into your life today.

23.11.2025 14:12 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

FaceTime, maybe?

23.11.2025 14:11 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is what happens when you are outside of Mamdani’s charismatic glow for 24 hours

23.11.2025 14:10 — 👍 49    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

“Like those dudes are just talking shit, but if the females came over here, they’d get em all worked up.”

That one’s for the ages

23.11.2025 14:08 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

it’s ok it‘s off the record

23.11.2025 13:52 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Rhea Seehorn from Pluribus

Rhea Seehorn from Pluribus

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*jurassic bark theme plays*

22.11.2025 13:02 — 👍 29    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

@annabower.bsky.social relevant to your interests

23.11.2025 13:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sorry we are still working on the fashion baby walk. But please enjoy this song

23.11.2025 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
"I do actually have a lot of respect for the Grind House," Thompson said. "Mike
Conley, Zach Randolph, Marc Gasol. That was a hard team to beat. This new
team, though? They just talk a lot. They've always talked a lot. They've never really backed it up, either. I don't really respect that. I respect guys who back up the talk with play. Because talk is cheap. I know that better than anybody. I have been in this league a
long time."

"I do actually have a lot of respect for the Grind House," Thompson said. "Mike Conley, Zach Randolph, Marc Gasol. That was a hard team to beat. This new team, though? They just talk a lot. They've always talked a lot. They've never really backed it up, either. I don't really respect that. I respect guys who back up the talk with play. Because talk is cheap. I know that better than anybody. I have been in this league a long time."

”i’ll kill em all before I let em kill my joy”-Kendrick Thompson

23.11.2025 12:52 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Klay Thompson blasts Ja Morant for 'running his mouth' while in street clothes

www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...

23.11.2025 12:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket that says ria on it Alt: Kendrick

“Nothing of intelligent depth”

23.11.2025 12:43 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
"Nothing of intelligent depth," Thompson
said. "He was just running his mouth. He's been running his mouth for a long time. It's funny to run your mouth when you're on the bench. It's kind of the story of his career so far. Leaving us wanting
more.

"Nothing of intelligent depth," Thompson said. "He was just running his mouth. He's been running his mouth for a long time. It's funny to run your mouth when you're on the bench. It's kind of the story of his career so far. Leaving us wanting more.

Holy shit Klay. (In re: Ja Morant, and what he said to Klay at the end of last night’s game that sparked um controversy)

23.11.2025 12:42 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please note the birthday dress, which is the style at the time

23.11.2025 12:29 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

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hey big bro what’s this

FOOD

u say that about everything

YES

23.11.2025 12:18 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Tom nichols racist

Tom nichols racist

tom nichols racist

tom nichols racist

Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.

26.10.2025 23:49 — 👍 768    🔁 252    💬 3    📌 34

CRASH THROUGH THE SURFACE

23.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born. You know the scene.

Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born. You know the scene.

*vocalizing*

23.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🎵 Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here
'Cause even thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
Try to remember but it hurts
I'm walkin' through the cemetery, talkin' to the dirt 🎵

23.11.2025 03:05 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 2
Tiny baby looks suspiciously around. A giant Bernese mountain dog is right behind her.

Tiny baby looks suspiciously around. A giant Bernese mountain dog is right behind her.

When you have the feeling you’re being watched by a giant floofmonster

23.11.2025 01:05 — 👍 194    🔁 8    💬 10    📌 1
Tiny baby looks suspiciously around. A giant Bernese mountain dog is right behind her.

Tiny baby looks suspiciously around. A giant Bernese mountain dog is right behind her.

When you have the feeling you’re being watched by a giant floofmonster

23.11.2025 01:05 — 👍 194    🔁 8    💬 10    📌 1

Muting every post that has a "zz" in it

22.11.2025 23:14 — 👍 121    🔁 8    💬 15    📌 2

If someone has never been right about anything and holds no power, who cares

22.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
lauren
@NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to
participate in that kind of perversion

lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

22.11.2025 20:45 — 👍 29    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

It’s not necessary to repost the takes of people who can only exist by getting dunked on

22.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 30    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Giant floofy berner

Giant floofy berner

Living with a Berner means that questions like “why is there floof on the ceiling?!” answer themselves

22.11.2025 16:51 — 👍 55    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 1

What is “commercial shipping“ but a coordinated attack on orca sovereignty

22.11.2025 19:20 — 👍 47    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

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