@evanbernick.bsky.social
Associate Prof at Northern Illinois University College of Law. Constitutional law, criminal law, abolition, philosophy, hoops, video games, puppies (esp. Argo the Floof). Probably nicer than you’ve heard. He/him.
Oh now he’s demanding cheese
ALT: a giant wet rug in the vague shape of a Bernese Mountain Dog floofs happily and barks after a rainy walk
You. Are. Soaked.
seems like a management problem
Hey guys something happened to the paper towel
That said, I am highly confident that Coogler will eventually win best picture for something
I really liked OBAA but the best defense of giving it best picture is still justice delayed for Magnolia
this is why I will be pleasantly surprised if Sinners beats out OBAA
My theory is the best movie/actor/actress of the year should win the Oscar that year. This is a normative theory, not a descriptive theory. Descriptively, ppl who deserved to win this year usually have to wait a minimum of 5 years before they win for something else-and that's just for white ppl.
Having a hard time believing this ides of March story, you're telling me senators did something other than send out fundraising texts
This absolutely does not mean that they won’t insinuate or allude to it, only that they are not shouldering the burden of proving that it actually happened. Which leaves us with Spontaneous Conspiracy To Make Car Go Slow
They are no longer claiming that the defendants conspired to injure anyone or their property or even to threaten to do so
So, absolutely nothing about the most explosive allegation remains. This was always bullshit.
Not only did DOJ dismiss two of the defendants from the Broadview protesters criminal case this past week — storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... — on Friday they also scaled back their case against the remaining people, including Kat Abughazaleh. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
How boring to answer questions from people who are merely information-smart
every single one of these dudes is the boy not-a-genius from Alien Earth
And the award for Best Snacktor in a Leading Role goes to … 🏆
(Glad you asked, there's maybe one "right" answer to any of the questions, I wanted to see them make arguments and they're definitely doing that)
(It is at this point that Urizen decides to go "full Lincoln" without knowing precisely what that means)
Among those conflicts: the Supreme Court holds the plan unconstitutional, so Urizen calls for Congress to expand the Court by 127 seats
It's getting very hard to come up with truly outlandish con law hypos but I think I found one and put it on a midterm
The second thing
You can say that without saying false things about Nazi Germany and probably should say nothing it you‘re going to frame it like this
(”The Jews” is just not a place where you want to be as a non-Jew, particularly when interacting with an outright antisemite)
(I think she should delete anyway)
Maybe she’s being sarcastic? I dunno. I… it seems bad.
he loom
Yes, definitely. What she said is downstream of antisemitism.
pleased as punch