Scott Brown

Scott Brown

@habeasdorkus.bsky.social

Former Senator from the Commonwealth.

650 Followers 145 Following 4,699 Posts Joined Sep 2023
12 hours ago

Fight Club the movie was much better than Fight Club the book. It's basically Starship Troopers level of obvious satire that all the wrong people took seriously.

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13 hours ago

Cool, so what, we're gonna try to seize Khark Island?

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22 hours ago

LockMart & Raytheon:

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22 hours ago

Unless they've improved the tech it's not even calling the correct strike zone! Just a 2D plane of it across the middle of the plate!

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1 day ago

This is a good judgement but intensely depressing timeline

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1 day ago

You're right, of course. But we do gotta build some solidarity so people look at the shit government does (laudatory) with pride, in part so they'll pay more attention to the shit government does (derogatory).

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1 day ago

At some point we need to build some solidarity in our society to actually do the big things, though.

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1 day ago

She's also going to save the entire ED when a killer children's toy shows up in like season 12.

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1 day ago

Ok, wrap it up folks, we have a winner.

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1 day ago

Sending the entire Dem caucus to the James Medlock reeducation camp for learning to love taxes again.

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1 day ago

Cosign this entire statement, except I don't think it's just the under-30s that are the problem. People repling to obviously antisemetic statements about Jews in general and terror attacks on US synagogues with "it's not antisemetic to criticize Israel" is a sign we're really fucking cooked.

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1 day ago

I was at an industry event with him and he got really irritated by a publicist who wouldn't stop announcing "The Hutt is Cut!" to everyone he talked to.

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1 day ago

"Filmed on location in Vancouver"

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1 day ago

Merde.

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1 day ago

I think some of this still falls on the Joint Chiefs and CENTCOM - even if your President and DOD Sec are fucking morons you need to figure out how to tell them what they're planning is fucking moronic. And if any of the general staff thought it would be a cakewalk, well...

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1 day ago

Chinese oil tankers and Iran have better deconfliction than the US military and Kuwaiti air defense.

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1 day ago

I'm v. curious to see where Miami (O'Ohio, not O'Florida) gets seeded. I'm also definitely picking Duke to go out in the Final Four, because I want to be happy when I'm wrong and they go out before that.

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1 day ago

Weird that the crew of these boats is not willing to risk their lives right now to try and run the Strait. Don't they know our gas prices are going up here in the US?

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1 day ago
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vaxxed?

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1 day ago

I really enjoyed the part in the Americans where they were like "Oh, we recognize this. It's obviously a military coup!"

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1 day ago

Ok, but President Camacho put the guy best equipped to handle a crisis into authority with enough backing to get the job done.

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1 day ago
A weekday strip of Calvin & Hobbes.  Calvin is happily hammering nails into a coffee table.  His mother runs over, distressed, yelling "What are you doing?!"  Calvin looks at his handiwork, and then replies "Is this a trick question?"

Interesting how early Calvin of Calvin & Hobbes is a bit of a synthesis of the two (this strip is from within the first half year or so):

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1 day ago

This is like Leibnitz and Newton figuring out calculus at the exact same time.

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1 day ago

Also, Earth is "top heavy" with most of the land in the northern hemisphere. If it were evenly distributed maybe you'd have more than just some parts of SA/Asia overlapping.

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1 day ago

Dig a canal underneath the strait of Hormuz. Can't mine or bomb that, suckers!

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1 day ago

Makes you wonder what type of contact Loonstein was for a reporter that they would trust him, given the following post about him fleeing the Netherlands after defrauding his clients.

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1 day ago

Oh, someone should show this guy Fury Road and tell him it's a documentary.

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1 day ago

What's the article/book source? Didn't realize that Bush was playing with Babbys First Eschatology.

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2 days ago

Yeah, the guy in charge is someone with every reason to listen to his most hawkish advisors, and zero reason to trust anything coming from America.

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2 days ago

I mean, this ends with a nuclear Iran happening within the next 5 years one way or another. Just a massive own goal by both the US but especially for Israel.

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