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Wizened small biz owner Would prefer a beakoplasty instead of going to the dentist Failing that, some sort of Gregor Samsa style transformation - but not a beetle. I conspire with legumes in my veg plot.
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07.04.2025 14:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And SUVs shld be prescription only but be a banned medication in Guernsey 😀
07.04.2025 14:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I call such people gumby superspreaders.
The resulting Gumby Apocalypse will be frightful but probably not as bad a watching Ant and Dec.
The Gumby Apocalypse is upon us not because we have a lot a of gumbies just now - that had obvious always been the case.
The real reason is we now have a few non-gumbies now behaving like gumbies.
These include people like #Rubio and #JDVance who are facilitating outbreaks of non critical thinking
Trump and Putin are in charge, put there by a witless population.
We are undoubtedly in the midst of a horrifying - Gumby Apocalypse.
Took me 9 days to get over something similar. I was a very bad patient.
11.03.2025 21:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Agree and if we graduate to GST, I’m hoping school fees will be exempt otherwise the grant will be given with one hand and taken with the other.
11.03.2025 16:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤣 I got a hand signal which I took, at that stage, to mean I was about to get two coffees.
08.03.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was all I could to do text a request from the bedroom for a coffee.
08.03.2025 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I didn’t want to say anything on International Women’s Day but only men really understand how brave we are being during these moments.
08.03.2025 20:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Great idea 🥃+Death in Paradise episode is my plan. I know how to live.
08.03.2025 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Recovering from man flu. I’m being very very brave.
08.03.2025 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Yes very very sad 😔
06.03.2025 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guernsey States Meeting.
Re traffic offences.
How many of the actual number of offences whereby a car driver knocks over a cyclist actually goes before court.
Anecdotally, the bar seems to be set v high before a prosecution is submitted.
Hence this matter isn’t given enough attention.
If the West had acted in2014 , this wouldn’t have happened.
If the West had acted 3 years ago we wouldn’t be in this position and we would have had US full support.
Each month of the West’s words but no meaningful action makes things harder.
And housing 😀
01.03.2025 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And Healthcare.
01.03.2025 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😀
01.03.2025 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That wld be the sweetener - u go so ur kids don’t have too.
Over 55s could prob afford to buy their own equipment like knights of yore.
It wld be dreadful. Hardly anyone would make it back but we would win.
My idea would be to conscript everybody across Europe between 55 and 70.
Look at social media it’s awash with washboard abs amongst the over 50s
If you haven’t done what you wanted to by the time ur 55 you only have urself to blame.
And it’s much better that you rather than ur children
Towhat extent are Europeans prepared to accept conscription to help Ukraine?
Putin is willing to sacrifice his young population, and on the basis that sanctions and supply of weaponry haven’t worked, we can only win by doing the same and then some.
How many of us are ready to vote for that yet?
Was it an inside job?
24.02.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Given Trump’s a draft dodger, he hasn’t got the minerals to stand up to Putin. And he won’t get Ukraine’s minerals either.
24.02.2025 18:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In today’s news
After request for volunteers, the Prison finds itself overrun with offers as housing crisis continues to bite.
In todays news.
We learn that yesterdays news is far more interesting than todays’ as Liberation memories and Look Back continue to excel.
Meanwhile, one commentator single handledly tries to turn a regional newspaper into the Daily Trumper.
In today’s news
What goes round comes round.
Personal windmills might be the future of energy production.
As is steam, now freely available in industrial proportions from the electorate still fuming (and waving their arms about being their own personal windmills) over the diving board debacle.
In today’s news.
Motorists protest. They’re holding a rally.
Interest re dog licensing on social media.
External noise pollution consultants employed as is policy for anything involving woofers and tweeters.
Seance held by EU leaders hoping to summon Chamberlain for some leadership advice.
18.02.2025 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In today’s news
Fascinating first hand account of Liberation Day
Plato on Trump - spoiler, he’s not a a fan.
ESC set the Colleges an exam without giving them time to do their homework.
In todays news
How many committees, states departments and elected members does it take to change a lightbulb - especially one that works?
Donald Trump admits retired British drummer is helping him with his Cabinet picks including one that’s been on his mind
Marco Marco Rubio.
