AlynnDoesStuff

I haven't showered all year!

I LOVE TRAINS

Me :)

My new years resolution is to gamble more than I did last year, like WAY more
20 quid says I do it

I know people are making the joke now of "not showered since last year" but just you wait until it's June and I suddenly pull up with it

That guy who got arrested for shooting the healthcare CEO fr got charged faster than the healthcare company denies claims 💀

One man's mistake is another man's meme

i dont need jesus i need boobs

Hey guys, I am disappointed that I have to announce this. I know this may come as a surprise to a lot of you, but unfortunately this needs to be said. I love boobs. Please understand.

I'm visiting Brighton rn, and the whiplash of coming back home is so weird. Like wdym I've gotta go back to a really sad poor town in the north when I could stay in the rich beach town that's actually good???

Uhh hi I'm Alynn and I do stuff
I'm a variety streamer with severe amounts of "unfunny" flowing through my veins

Can I say myself? I watch myself a lot, AND I'm the (self proclaimed) Peak of Comedy™