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Muffin Top Momma πŸͺ

@muffintopmomma.bsky.social

Yes. It's me, again. Mother to 3 - friend to all And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site. New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst. *Now on Substack*

2,893 Followers  |  1,110 Following  |  5,442 Posts  |  Joined: 06.01.2025  |  2.0513

Latest posts by muffintopmomma.bsky.social on Bluesky

Luigi Mangione is getting hotter in custody which should be enough proof that he’s innocent

01.12.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 686    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

im still eating thanksgiving dinner !

π•Šβ„π•€β„•π”Ύπ•ƒπ”Όπ•Š π”»π•†π”Όπ•Šβ„•'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼

01.12.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You weren’t β€œdifficult to love.”
You were never loved according to your needs.

You weren’t β€œtoo intense.”
You were unfiltered without guidance.

You weren’t β€œhard work.”
You were human.

They didn’t know your language.
So they called you the problem.

Fuck that.

30.11.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6
Sign taped to wall reads "STABBING PROHIBITED" in bold black lettering.

Sign taped to wall reads "STABBING PROHIBITED" in bold black lettering.

they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping

29.11.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 413    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 11

(Me to my future grandkids)

Rookie numbers? I’ll have you know, back in the early days of Bluesky after the great migration from Twitter, you were considered viral if you got 5 likes…

01.12.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Gahahhhhhhh!

01.12.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨

01.12.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

No more will we feed the darker fears.

We are powerful and we are destined to win such beautiful prizes

01.12.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a face with his eyes closed . Alt: Neil Tyson Degrassi shrugs with incredulity I don't know man It's frustrating
01.12.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Twice today I've been asked for my advice and how we do things

Both times been told no I'm not doing it that way

Then why
Fucking
Ask me?

01.12.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants.

Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.

Do not.

01.12.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13299    πŸ” 4008    πŸ’¬ 368    πŸ“Œ 138

About as helpful as a drunken toddler

01.12.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come here and lets get lost in days off, hot drinks, and a cozy blanket on the couch.

01.12.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Thanks AI I wasn't working in that window...

Now I have to reset my password

Fuckers

01.12.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Urgent need. Help if you can

01.12.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

01.12.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No need for an alarm when anxiety can just wake you up way before you want to be awake

01.12.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who up thinking they getting uglier at an alarming rate

01.12.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 399    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 9

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦

01.12.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Warning off human traffickers

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

That's rich

01.12.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JUST A FACTβ€¦πŸ‘‡

30.11.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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Come to DC Dec 11, 12, 13: Surround the White House 2.0 - Refuse Fascism Yes, I want to come to DC! SURROUND THE WHITE HOUSE [2.0] in nonviolent protest Deliver the People’s Indictment The White House is a Crime Scene!Trump Must Go Now! SATURDAY DECEMBER 13 2 pm 16 St NW &...

No respect for life, human dignity or the law. Help us deliver the PEOPLE'S INDICTMENT!

refusefascism.org/organize-sec...

01.12.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

🫢

01.12.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh

01.12.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The holiday is over

The cheesecake is gone

01.12.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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SilentMiddleChild
@silentmiddlechild.com

01.12.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

So thoughtful

30.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫢

30.11.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All the assholes at the range right now

Prepping for the civil war

Hearing them shoot all afternoon over the mountain

I can't wait to kill their neighbors

Utter fucking bullshit

30.11.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're so thoughtful

30.11.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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