Level 1 Kobold

Wyvern!Miek* is taking a bath in paint, she will be so pretty !

Of course dear! Miek has *such* faith in you :>

Miek Fact!
If you want to distract a kobold for 12 to 24 hours- point a laser at any given wall.
If you want to distract a whole warren, give a laser pointer to a kobold and send them to the rest of the group.

Hehehe Miek found a laser pointerr
Science Science Science

Miek Fact!
Larger creatures can equip kobold archers on their shoulders to maintain superior offensive capabilities

Moss moss moss moss
*bites you bites you bites you*

Black and White sketch of a feathered wyvern type dragon

Dragon!Miek is In Progress, do not be alarmed, she cannot yet take physical form. Yet.

Excellent choice from the white dragon ,✨

Ohh, more scientific data collection for Miek

A fav old art

DEAL

Feathery fluff *would* be on brand

Unless you have something of equal value to traaade

Well thats simply impossible

Grrrrrmmm, maybe only a little bite

Ffiiiiine- just this once, because you asked so nicely

Miek will DESTROY Pepper

Miek can look at her funny reflection in the little spoon :>

Miek's new ice cream spoon will look lovely atop her hoard ✨

The real treasure is the friends we made along the way
and also the things Miek steals from every place
Like a cute spoon or a funny object

Ah but even luring her away is *technically* conceeding to play, even if the game is 'Distract Miek to Escape'

If you don't play with her she'll sit infront of your house and not let you leave til you do

Miek would be FIERCE and HORRIFYING she thinks you meant to say

Many people have been saying Miek would be small, tiny shoulder dragon
It is good that Mala is not infected by these false ideas

Mhmhmh
If Miek was a dragon- what sort would she be?
Discuss, peons.

It has had zero effect on Miek's sleeping abilities :>

Miek is an excellent specimen- science is no match for her ✨

Miek Fact!
Kobolds are IMMUNE to any negative effects from expired sausage.
Miek hopes this will be a valued contribution to kobolds everywhere.

Today Miek is testing the effects of expired sausage on the kobold digestive system!
Stay tuned for the results!

Prog is forcing Miek to get a healthy amount of sleep and punishing her with headaches if she doesn't.
Miek should be above such things! Sleep is for LESSER beings!