Incorrect Dabihawks

Happy holidays!

#dabihawks Xmas edition

*Dabihawks under a door frame*

Hawks: You know what they say, you have to kiss under the mistletoe.

Dabi:

Dabi: Hawks. Thats a piece of lettuce.

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Hawks: Wow Dabi, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Dabi: We literally slept together yesterday.

Hawks: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Dabi: So you like cats?

Hawks: Yeah.

Dabi: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Hawks: We should get you to a doctor immediately. What if it happens again and there isn’t anyone around to help you? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Dabi: ...You realize any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Toga: Do you love Hawks?

Dabi: Yeah.

Toga: Shigs! I told you! You owe me 100 bucks!

Shigaraki: Everyone loves Hawks. You should've asked if he was IN love with them.

Dabi: I thought that was implied.

Dabi, looking straight at Shigaraki: Congrats crazy, you just won 100 bucks.

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Dabi: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Hawks a little bit.

Shigaraki, holding Dabi's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Dabi: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Shigaraki: My mistake.

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Dabi: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Hawks: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Dabi: But you’re always acting stupid?

Hawks: ...

Hawks: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Spinner: How do you ask someone out?

Hawks: Well, first-

Dabi: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

Hawks: ...And you said yes?

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Hawks: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Dabi: What- how?

Hawks: You’d be like “come to bed, Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Hawks: We both look very handsome tonight.

Dabi: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Hawks: I couldn't take that chance.

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Hawks: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Dabi: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Hawks: Yes..?

Dabi: I'd sleep.

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