Buster Lark [XB-129] (he/him 🔜 LVFC, FWA)

They sell special containers for those I believe

Also I eat those out in the park lmao

Staring menacingly into a White Castle at 3am be like

...wanna smell the inside of that suit after a long ride hfff

I wouldn't hide it. I would come dressed up as a delivery guy. Announce that I have to take the shipment back, everything's been recalled. Get a whole pallet out the door before anyone questions me. Ditch the truck in a river somewhere. Keep the Irn Bru in a hidden reservoir for a few weeks

...that's the first thing I would think of stealing, fuck

.........I wanna know what worse looks like....

NGEHFGERAAAAHHHHH FFFFFUCK

WOW I can have rolled up jeans and still be dommy...

...bashing me over and over until that's a reality...

...hrhrhggghfffgggh oh my fucking god...

WHAT???? THAT WASNT THE AGREEMENT

Or like someone stomping on it with his massive, fearsome, dommy paws

You know I'm gonna

Be a shame if something happened to your precious little opera house

Oprah gundam style

I'm gonna hit you with a slapgpt

...yes

PSSSSHHHHHHHHHH WHATEVER

Psssshhhhhhhhhhhh

So good, damn

Sagat: tiger knee

SubscribeStar: WHAT DID YOU SAY

With a big heart 😎

ORIGINAL IP NO STEALING

Everyone who liked this is on my shitlist

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

NGGHFHHHH yeaahhhhhhh........ gghhhhhh...

Didn't I already do that?

If I haven't already done that I need to get on it

W WHAT HEY

WHAT

ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO DEFEAT THE BADDEST MICRO YOUVE EVER SEEN

Micro art of me being a badass and protecting all the other micros from macros who wanna stuff em into their shoes