steph

steph

@stephmuffin.bsky.social

34 ✨ your friend from the internet probably

226 Followers 234 Following 341 Posts Joined Jul 2023
3 weeks ago

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

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1 month ago

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

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2 months ago
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2 months ago

gayo daejeon having drag performers was a neat surprise

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2 months ago

Avatar 2 is like 2 hours 2 long

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3 months ago
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On this day in 2000, 25 years ago, Pokémon Crystal was first released.

This game was the enhanced version of Gold & Silver and featured more in-depth story behind Suicune, as well as the first online gameplay & the first playable female trainer

www.serebii.net/crystal/

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3 months ago

Shoutout to the guy in the crowd at John Cena's final wrestling match yelling for Cena to take off his jorts and leave them in the middle of the ring.

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3 months ago

omg I’m already tearing up at the John Cena goodbye promos

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3 months ago

I’m going attack mode

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3 months ago

y’all are sleeping on Formula E

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3 months ago

Omelette du Fromage

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3 months ago

my toxic trait is browsing the Nintendo eshop

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3 months ago

woohooo when I feel nothing at all

woohoo

got canned heat my heels tonight

baby woooohoooo

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3 months ago

has anyone ever Combined canned heat with song 2?

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3 months ago

maybe it’s because I had one (1) drink but I’m like kinda emotional about the old folks at the bar

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3 months ago

there’s some communal about going to the local bar the morning of a holiday

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3 months ago

any hobby hoppers in chat

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3 months ago

One of the more surprising things about the bible is how many times Moses talks about “blasting them titties”

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3 months ago

Imagine dragons ninja

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3 months ago

“Wooooooow”

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3 months ago

if you’re in a discord vc and you have “hiccups” you are “contractually obligated” to do nothing about them I don’t make the rules

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3 months ago

I forgot to get turnips in animal crossing again today

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3 months ago

me at a Friendsgiving last night, listening to someone else talk about vaccines

“yeah, like in our parents generation they used to do chicken pox parties”

me, visibly taking psychic damage: “PARENTS??? how old are you???”

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3 months ago

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

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3 months ago

I absolutely love being a therapist, it’s my life’s calling, it’s what I’m meant to do, I enjoy working with my clients, it’s very rewarding

And yet 5 minutes before every session I will be hoping the person doesn’t show up 🫣

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3 months ago
clippy drawing that reads "have you considered using your brain instead of asking chatgpt?"

🌐

#art

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3 months ago

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

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3 months ago

so it turns out if you want to be known you have to submit to the terrifying ordeal of being known

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3 months ago

Modest Mouse really said we’ll all float on alright already

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3 months ago

is Creed’s “Higher” about fucking or Jesus? Answer me Jeeves

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