Taylor

They definitely had weed in Panam

Things not to say to twins
1. It’s like one of you knows how I’ll die and the other knows when

Once bisexuals figure out they can just date each other it’s over for yall

Why is my entire feed mark cuban?

WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS NOW DIPSHIT

Can’t :(

If god is real how come vasoline isn’t a body safe lubricant? No real god would allow that to happen

I tell Siri “thank you”, because I’m an empath

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

“Did you see the eclipse?” You know I’m not allowed to :(

The only BBL I’m getting is a Big ass Bud Light

Shits so fucked I can’t even get hyped over UFO conspiracies cuz like what are you hiding now

I don’t know if we can swirl-tap-buff our way out of this one ladies

Do you guys think Gypsy Rose Blanchard listens to mitski

They can’t fire all of us

What if like…. We all got jobs with boarder patrol and then like… we’re super cool and chill and like not dicks all the time and don’t do any work I think we could really get something going with this

My favorite part about mushrooms becoming popular is no one tells me I need to take low temp dabs anymore

If you ever find a lash strip or press on nail in your bf’s possession you can rub it on his forehead and see the girl who left it reflected in his pupils #witchcraft

When he tells me to bark I do it in the DMX way

You’d think by now they’d invent a battery you could eat