🔞TentacleFetters

I am the embodiment of "Oh, this is a really great fic, I can't wait to read what happens nex- SQUIRREL!!!"

X'DDDD

Yeah, I know the feeling...

But eh. The older I get, the less I care about a fic being Complete as long as I get enjoyment out of what's posted.

(Although that might be bc my ADHD seems to be getting worse too, lol. The longer a fic is, less likely I am to finish reading it in the 1st place. 😂 )

Still sounds like 60k of good food.
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Thanky~!

lots of love for the newest gestalt component 💚🤍💜
#constructiprowl #valveplug #prowl #constructicons

Linky?
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The third answer to any question that boils down to "are you a man or a woman" should be "keep guessing" instead of a plain old "other".

Trying to figure out what it'd look like with its mouth open...
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Is the "human" head attached to the upper jaw or lower?

Made a new fairy. 😁

Squeezed between those chesticles, then squeezed down his throat. Perfect day.
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(I didn't know you did 3D! O: )

Updated Commissions sheet🖌️🎨✨
Patron discounts still apply-
see patreon.com/salemsartshow for more info on that

shockwave’s pretty rainmakers

#valveplug

the brutistator keychain i preordered from postkillclarity on twitter arrived 🥺

*slow, toothy grin set in a bony maw*

This can be arranged~ 💕

I... have ran out of excuses at this point...
#valveplug #prowl

trip and die dumbass

Just thicc

You got to ask him a question but forgot what it was...
#ironhide #transformers

Beautiful man meant to be destroyed...

I swear I'm normal about this rare pair I made gaahhh

#maccadams #transformersg1 #constructicons #insecticons #scavenger #hook #kickback #rarepair #traditionalart

go my bonecrusherlings
#transformers #maccadam

A digital drawing of Pharma and Overlord from the IDW Transformers 2005 comic run done mainly in tones of an orangey-pink, red, and blue. Pharma is riding Overlord reverse cowgirl style, and both are splattered in energon. A chainsaw and Tarn's severed head are shown in the foreground.

day 17: robogore! do mind the warnings

some kinda AU timeline where a post-Delphi Pharma is the one who finds Overlord, convinces him to help take revenge on Tarn for all the fun blackmail, and then they fuck nasty about it

#valveplug

drunk sex

im free from butterfly jail
#valveplug

Fairies ☺️

Tritons and Lizardfolk can bond over their swimming speed and the fact that while triton are waterbreathers lizardfolk are waterbreeders!

With a certain triton from @searynnsfw.bsky.social

Unironically the best fanfics are usually the ones with the most deranged writing, unhinged tags and some fancy ass shit as a title.

Daaaw 💕

I wanted to post Soundwave's on 31 oct but i missed it55555
#TFP #TFgijinka #maccadam

Panel 1: Vortex with a shocked expression: “No fucking way…:” Panel 2: First Aid, on the ground with Vortex straddling him. His chest cavity is open and his tits are out. Vortex: “You have carrier hardware???” First Aid: “Of course I do, I’m a medic…” Panel 3: A closeup of First Aid’s tits, and Vortex grabbing and squeezing one of them. Vortex: “They’re kinda small.” First Aid: “Yeah, I’m obviously not running fertility programming right now.” Vortex: “I see. And how would I get this fertility programming online, hypothetically speaking, of course.” First Aid: “Well…”

A downward shot of First Aid on the ground with Vortex’s legs straddling him. Vortex’s spike is out and it’s lined with glowing pink barbs and has a slight bulb at the base. First Aid is staring at it with concern and blushing. First Aid: “I would need to be in a position where I was likely to be sparked and then… uh…”

boob aid 🙂👍 #valveplug #texaid #charliensfw✍️

Holy SHIT, the composition here is AWESOME

HAAAAAAAAAANDS~
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