Overlord TFA

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Pups? How wonderful! May they grow up to be powerful and indomitable! And cute. I'm sure they'll be cute.

Oh of course such a handsome bot is spoken for! [Overlord resisting the urge to roll his optics. Monogomy. How tedious.]

[Well, he follows along anyway. It's been a while since he last felt clean and shiny. His audials perked up at hearing that the predacon was carrying.]-

-[Cue the drunk triple changer crawling really close, petting over Omen's clawed servos and long limbs and whispering]

I could feed the other one to you... would you like that? [Inclining his helm towards Ziggy. Maybe he would, maybe not. For now he wanted to keep Omen from running again.]

[Waving happily at the other two] We found the kitty! Now be nice! He's just hungry. [possibly still murderous but that just made him more interesting!] Oh, and there's a picnic for you!

[Overlord had noticed Vortex creeping closer too. Hm...] Mister big handsome bot... can I have cuddles now?-

Ohhhh are you offering to take a shower with me?

[Ignring Alice for now and leaning in close to trail digits over Break Out's arm, strating at his wrist and spidering up to his shoulder]

Hm... you ARE a handsome bot.... very well. Lead the way.

[Oo! Finally! Overlord steps inside with a satisfied smirk, looking around. Hm... spacious... time to take a tour!]

I could really use a trip to the washracks... hm... and some energon... [He'd been good enough to keep Alice safe! It was only fair that he take a cube or two.]

We love horrors! Don't we my adorable Texxy-Poo! Heee...

Mhh... I'd love to see inside you too. Hehe... can I have the organs you're not using? You don't need them, right?

[Overlord wondered what they'd taste like. He was pretty hungry, the crisps only going so far.]

-Those two? Hm. Maybe they're off getting up to mischief. I did tell them to come say hello! [stuffing his face with crisps]

Yay! Noble! Hm... missing something... picnic!

[Crawling over the ground, Overlord very awkwardly spread out a large soft blanket, falling over a couple of times as he stretched out the edges. He laid out some energon gummies and a few bottles of high grade, along with some salted silica crisps.]-

-He could squash them so easily, instead plopping the tiny human down and stepping away, no fluffy haired meat shield to protect him any more]

Who wants to let me in!

Hm.... I wonder how well humans survive in subspce... kidding!

[Surprisingly enough, Overlord peeled the little squishy off his plating as he approached the base, all bundled up and adorable.-

Look! I'm a horsey! Nay! Heheeee I like being a noble steed!

[Pawing at Vortex and giggling away. He reached up to spin a rotary blade] Whee!

[The engex may have been fuelling Overlord a little more but he was quickly getting drunk on it, chasing it with an energon cube before he got sick. He dragged himself up to his pedes, immediately wobbling and landing on his face, deciding that all fours would have to do for now.]-

Kitttyyyyy! [Overlord giggles again and pets Omen's huge servo, the behaviour probably making no sense at all to Omen.]

[He sends a ping ::We found mister big and scary! He's a gentle giant, thirsty though! Eheee... come find us if you want but don't spook him!::]
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Hah! Sounds like you can.

[Overlord was only half paying attention to the chatter, marching along steadily. He could see some brighter lights up ahead]

Could this be it?

Engex? Ooo... I want some! [Probably a bad idea with how much energon he'd already lost. Too bad. He was already unsubspacing a cube and gulping it down]

Drink with uuuuusss! Heheeee

[Pinging Vortex- ::should we call the others over soon? They're missing out on all the fun!::]

-Aww come onnn... you can trust us! We hardly shot at you at all! Oo! I know! I've got stickers!

[Pulling out a big bumblebee sticker from subspace and crawling over to Omen, moving to slap it on a forearm]

Ehehe! Yay! Smooches!

[More giggling, wriggling, grinning up at Vortex. Overlord hugged the copter's ankle, just about tipping Vortex over before letting go and rolling over on to his belly, kicking his legs carelessly in their air, chin in hands as he watched Omen]-

-[He rolled his helm back to stare at Omen from upside down]
Coulda tried to kill me aaaand didn't.

[Wasn't that explanation enough? Overlord made kissy faces at Omen next, kicking his legs and pushing himself closer, debris crunching underneath.]

[Overlord half fell to the forest floor, splayed out and rolling around in the blanket of leaves, getting sticks and leaf litter jammed in his seams]

Mmmm Texxyyyy... smooches. I wanna... smooches! Heheeee-

Wonderful! So Dad, how did you come to have a human pet- I mean child?

[Overlord petted the little human's head again, delving deeper in to the mine shaft] Just how far in is this place...?

Huh...? Mhh! Fraaaag... [Glossa trailing over his wounds. Overlord staggered forward when Omen finally drew back]

Nhh-no... what about a kiss? Hehe. [With that thing's maw it probably wasn't the best idea. Overlord was full of bad ideas though, reaching after the retreating figure] Gimme smooches!

Mrhhh... [Shivers down his backstrut, Vortex stroking over his frame. It all felt spectacular. Overlord hadn't noticed how dizzy he was getting, sure he'd be killed if his angel weren't there to protect him and giddy with affection and elation]-

-[Sparks of electricity tingle along where the fangs penetrate and warmth floods Overlord's frame. He feels giddy and wonderful, relaxed, arms reaching up to wrap around Omen as he lets the other take his fill.]

[Overlord shuddered as he watched, entranced by the huge opening maw and fangs before him and giddy with excitement. He tilts his helm as Omen lunges, welcoming the bite and gasping, moaning aloud]

Mhh! Ohhhh fraaaag!-

Dad! [Overlord echoes] I was just... keeping this one safe for you. See! No harm done! [yet]

Come along. I can peel them off once we're inside if you really want. I just want to see this place. I hear the fridge is a must see.

[He'd turned and paused briefly but carried on, eager to get there]

[A loving glance behind him, Overlord enboldened and smiling sweetly at the other]

You're so big... promise you won't drink it all and I'll let you have a taste. I'll even forgive you for doing whatever it was to me earlier. What WAS that anyway?

[He'd be safe. Overlord trusted his angel]

[Overlord shrugged at the query, startled at the strange hiss from nearby and snapping his helm around to see]

Oh! Hello there! [A coy wave] You're just a big scaredy cat, aren't you! Hehe!

[Cautious, careful pacing towards the other. Overlord reached out for the end of a long spindly arm] Shake?

[Glancing back and there really was another bot approaching! Well he could catch up. Overlord was curious about this base.]

Pharma? Pff! And how exactly do I remind you of him? [Walking on. He totally wasn't jealous of all the attention Pharma got from Tarn. Besides. Texxy was way better.]

-Hm... I hope it doesn't murder the others. I'd be jealous. Should I pretend to be a damsel in distress again? I think Omen's caught on, heh... my little pet.

[He scooted away, giggling, fully expecting to be shot for that.]