Not Jordyn

Damn I coulda been venting about my boss on here the whole damn time, allegedly

Close-up of a Stock Dove, showing its soft grey feathers, glossy black eye, and a hint of iridescent green and purple on the neck. Its slight upturned beak and gentle expression give the impression of a serene - and mysteriously knowing - smile, set against a softly blurred green background.

You have been visited by the smiling Stock Dove.

It grants you great wisdom and fortune.

📷 Justin Sneddon

Not me neglecting Bluesky - oops👀

So how long until Trump takes credit for an American being selected as Pope?

Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, now Pope Leo XIV, appears on St. Peter's Basilica's balcony after being chosen as the new pope. The headline reads, "Robert F. Prevost becomes first American pope. He will be known as Leo XIV." Photo by Andrew Medichini for the Associated Press.

Breaking news: Cardinal Robert Prevost was elected pope on the second day of the Vatican conclave.

The first American pope, he will be known as Leo XIV. wapo.st/452zHRU

Could the success of Ryan Coogler's 'Sinners' spur an interest in blues music? The rootsy soundtrack to the hit vampire film set in a '30s-era Mississippi juke joint is a streaming smash in an era of hip-hop, Auto Tune and Tik-Tok.

My friend Cary Darling at Houston Chronicle asked if Ryan Coogler's film Sinners' evocative use of blues music might make the genre cool for young people, especially Black folks. I recalled how Spike Lee did exactly that for bebop in the 90s and he quoted me in this piece: loom.ly/NzYxUUE

Nothing screams "golden age" than making French champagne and wine more expensive.

‘Americano’ being wiped off of a coffee shop menu.

Coffee menu highlighting ‘Canadiano’ in place of ‘Americano.’

Coffee shops in Canada are renaming the Americano drink to ‘Canadiano.’

spongebob squarepants is crying and saying `` i 'm a good noodle '' . ALT: spongebob squarepants is crying and saying `` i 'm a good noodle '' .

Me to CHP this morning

"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity"

Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌

Omg it really feels like I tea gonna be a “eat my lunch hours before lunch time “ kinda morning 😂

A French woman divorced her millionaire husband then was scammed out of $850k by a fake Brad Pitt.

The scammer used AI photos and claimed he was undergoing cancer treatment and couldn’t access his money due to his divorce. She realized the truth upon seeing Pitt with his girlfriend on the news.

Now Chinese elementary age children are on Rednote asking for help with their English assignments.

Straight comedy!!!!!

Red Note is genuinely a blast, the cross-cultural exchange going on is one of the most wholesome things I’ve seen in years

Flipped is such a cute movie ❤️

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"Biscuits & Gravy is a very strange dish. It's basically just really wet flour poured over really dry flour."

-- Julia Child

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

Absolutely heartbreaking overhead of the LA fires.

Here are some sayings we haven’t heard in a while:

-“Hold your horses!”
-“She really takes the egg.”
-“You’re the bee’s knees!”
-“Cash Money Records taking over for the 9-9 into 2000.”

Omfg Tom Holland is officially gonna be Tom Zendaya , I can’t wait to be the flower girl #MrZendaya

*eats the whole bag of chips because i don’t want the other chips to feel bad about not being picked.

Someone tell her she has thirty minutesssss thirtttty

My direct deposit is fashionably late and this is simply unacceptable 😤 I has shopping to dooooo⏳

Having my absence noticed and my presence celebrated really is such a great feeling

Sometimes I hate not having washboard abs but then I pat my stomach and think, "Remember that quattro formaggi pizza you had in Barcelona? Yeah that was nice."

Know the guy on TikTok who gets hired to go cuss out peoples bosses? We need a similar guy who goes around and cusses out weird ass men who make unwanted advances. Public humiliation, same day delivery!

“Do not make yourself digestible for others — let them CHOKE. Respectfully 😌💅🏼”

And my coworker bought me lunch as a thank you for helping him w a project 🥰 Tis a good day

Found out my contract got extended to the end of February instead of end of December. Good to know my desk doesn’t have to be cleared before we go on the holiday break (next Friday) :’) #relief 🥰

Had time to actually do my hair , makeup, and get caffeinated before getting to work. My coworkers better take advantage of these immaculate vibes I’m bringing before the caffeine wears off and I get hungry ! x)