perilouslips

Alien 3 is just weird choices all around, but Sigourney looks bomb with a shaved head

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Waiting in a rescue shuttle amongst the ruins of a compromised base on an alien-infested planet: “we should leave the ramp down, get some fresh air while we wait”

Onto Aliens, aka Man’s Folly: Xenomorph Boogaloo

Didn’t anticipate the secret robot plot point

Watching Alien, aka the classic fuck around (don’t listen to women) and find out (die horribly)

state of the union (everyone)

"but you can't make a man pregnant by putting eggs into his ass and fertilizing them with piss and cum" well not with that attitude you can't

Just remembered the only way out is through

state of the union (all my cells)

(added to my #iwaoi chrism story: archiveofourown.org/works/277374...)

I am once again possessed by the spirits of Yuletide and gay sex

Wowie wowie I am so close to having writing to post and it’s only been 25 years

thought id post my magnum opus here

So there’s just a little bit more space between each letter?? How fucky

so weird how when you take writing too seriously you can’t do it anymore but the second you stop taking it seriously you can, it’s almost like life is a joke and we are all meant to be individual lil punchlines anyway I stayed up all night does it show

wow, I think this made the air quality in my house better