Brock

Made it, sent it.
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Sure did.

Give a yell if'n yer wanting some.
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Burger...ya eat 'em.
Juicy...
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I think it's neopolitan ice cream.

It's either going to be sarcasm or caffeine that closes me out.
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Damn.

DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series WASHINGTON—Saying the new effort would help them make critical inroads with low-income rural voters following a stunning election loss last week, the Democratic National Committee announced the launch...

DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series

#fucked

Shit I've made recently-ish...besides chaos.
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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

Freedom of speech...just watch what you say...

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine WASHINGTON—Contradicting the long-held belief that they would just go off and destroy anyone who tried to mess with them, a Department of Health and Human Services report published Thursday revealed that U.S. males would be on average 4,000 percent less effective in a fight than they imagine. “Despite the typical American male’s conviction that he would viciously beat down anyone who came at him and end the whole thing with one punch, we found that in the event of an actual violent altercation, most adult men would almost certainly injure themselves far worse than any assailant,” read the 80-page report, which went on to confirm that nearly all American males would be unable to execute a single maneuver they envision themselves capable of performing, be it an uppercut, a roundhouse, or grabbing an opponent by the back of the neck and smashing his face down into the bar. “Predictions of being amped up on massive adrenaline rushes or having multiple friends jump in to back them up are similarly unfounded, with over 75 percent of confrontations instead projected to end with panicked apologies or pleas to be let out of a headlock.” The report stated, however, that the majority of men correctly estimate that such fights would last a total of six seconds.

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine
theonion.com/report-...

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assure...

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal

Prepper shit...
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I guess I need to do the youtube thing to be relevant these days..

I guess it's musubi. We can say whatever we want now, right...we made it to freedom?
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Had to go see for ourselves.
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Shiny and slippy thang I finished.
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Not just my day job, it's a calling...or something cool I like to do at least.
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I'm holding. Who wants to trade for their Caddy?
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