It’s the State of the Men’s Hockey now.
Monsters
The sun is really showing up this morning.
Who gives a toddler a glue gun?!
Oof, no.
I was just in Paris for nine days, and yes, I was jet lagged some of that time and jaded about the state of everything back here, but everyone in Paris seemed happy and unbothered! I’m convinced it’s because residents aren’t worried about basic necessities being met. Also the Metro is a gem.
“Question 8, when they start to lean into the birds, so many birds, did you know that? Not just doves or robins but other birds, you know the hard ones, ravens, macaws, I aced those because I’m on Merlin, have you heard of that? Merlin?Great guy, high IQ, good with birds. Genius.
Toledo, OH!
“Frogs united cannot be divided.” A beautiful day at the No Kings protest. We had lots of support and the few naysayers were mostly well behaved. Way to turn out Toledo! #nokingstoledo #frogsagainstfascism
Lying McLiar family tells more lies.
“Portland Voted ‘Best War Zone in the Continental United States’ for 2025”
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
This is the dumbest fudging timeline in the history of timelines.
If you’re attending my rapture viewing party, please let me know what you’re bringing so we don’t end up with like 30 bags of tortilla chips and no salsa.
Here’s a pic of a monarch butterfly I spotted on a hike Saturday.There’s still beauty out there. Go and find some today.
My daughter plays a game on her phone where she employs cats to make soup for her business, and she decides when they get to rest or play. She calls it “Cat Capitalism.” 🤣😩🥺😢😭
I swear if those chucklefucks make me get behind Bill Maher next, there will be hell to pay.
I appreciate the intention behind this post, I’m a big fan of “not fan the flames of violence,” but on the “what unites us is bigger than what divides us” point, it’s gonna be a no for me.
May I remind us that 20 children were murdered in their classroom at Sandy Hook and this nation did not a damn thing to prevent more babies from being murdered. So, no, this will not be a turning point. And if this is the turning point, great, but also this nation can fuck all the way off.
Remember how much fun we had when he was dead?
Hear that applause, Dem leadership? See that excitement? We can replicate that across the country. Let’s go!
Little kids are having to use their bodies to shield friends from gunfire while armed soldiers are busy picking up trash.
James Dobson was a sad, pathetic, cruel, self-hating bully. I pity him for whatever twisted family created him, but I do not mourn his passing.
Not mad about it.
I mean, I’m laughing.
Notification about the Kennedy Center Honors:
Are you f*%!ing kidding me?!
