Critical Stinkin

My uncle played piano and accordion and hosted a potluck music festival. They went every year to the cemetery and hit golf balls and listened to Alice’s Restaurant Massacre. Their dad killed himself bc of WW2.They let me watch horror movies when I was 7. Like HOW are they MAGA I am so confused.

I just don’t know how my parents had absolute rager parties and loved people and music and fun and being free and my dad recanted stories of the transcendence of listening to Led Zeppelin on hifi stereo for the first time and they expected me to be a republican

I just don’t think Andy Warhol would be on LinkedIn

Siri add Freedom 90 to the playlist

A mailbox with bunny ears on it saying "God is woke"

Huge if true

Harper valley pta is on this list too

I love the part in Lay Down where you think it’s winding down but there’s still 2 minutes left

I for one am embracing depression core and ready to exclusively shop at goodwill and drink at one of two bars within a mile of me that still allow you to smoke cigs indoors

How did I forget about paradise by the dashboard light

Legitimately two of my favorite memories ever were when I was driving across a bridge in Miami in a rental car with one of my bffs and Gloria came on the radio and when I was driving solo in Nebraska across all sorts of flat farmland and You and I by lady Gaga came on (Nebraska Nebraska Nebraska!!)

Random songs that will have me absolutely feral:
1. Hats off to Larry by Del Shannon
2. Stepping Out by Joe Jackson
3. Gloria by Laura Branigan
4. Strokin by Clarence Carter
5. One bourbon one Scotch one beer by George thorogood
6. Lay down by Melanie

I’m here to tell you that you can resent your parents but also think it was pretty cool how many times they saw The Stones

Was talking to a friend of a friend tonight and being earnestly polite but they made a remark about not liking polite small talk which felt directed at me so I paused the game and changed weapons to my Sagittarius sun bluntness and Aquarius moon + rising god complex

Can’t you hear me knocking by the stones is such a timelessly cool track

-The Question: How the hell did we get here?
-The Answer: Citizens United.

How did Elon buy the government for like $300 mil but Twitter cost him $44 billion 😂

Graduated at the height of the 2008 financial crisis and now wanting to change careers in this mess. Oh well, bring it onnnnn

I just know Tim Burton is dying to cast Aimee Lou Wood

One thing about me is I will miss critical announcements if there’s a good part of a song in my headphones

Whenever I’m at an airport I can say with confidence that I would not recognize a celebrity in the wild

Landed in Chicago, immediately saw a man in a Menards tshirt. Toto were not on the east coast anymore.

I had a friend like Grace Lilly. Jealous AF and attention seeking when things went right but loved feeling superior when I was down. #southernhospitality

100% agreed

Logged into the bad place. Saw people cheering that cancer research has been defunded and will be privatized. Logged off.

Now why did my young and dumb twenty-something ass let two of my situationships connect with me on LinkedIn. The jump scare I just experienced seeing their name in my grown professional woman feed. I don’t like it. 😂

Didn’t expect my family to make jokes about taking over Gaza in our family group chat but here we are. I feel lonelier than ever and just a deep despair and anger. Thinking about centuries of fighting, suffering and death ending in… condos and golf courses is too much to process. I cried tonight.

Some really cool stuff! I love this print so much

I deleted facebook but kept threads and IG as if ending facebook is like killing off the head vampire 🤦🏻‍♀️

“Where do we go from here: chaos or community?”

The TikTok ban message is really creepy. “We are fortunate President trump has indicated…” as if Trump has total power? Does he in this scenario I don’t even know??? Just like, holy propaganda