MK Zero

"Eh...something something something BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!"

This was funny, but had it immediately gone into "Chinese Ninja Warrior" ....that would have also been cool.

"Years ago....I was Chinese NIJIA WAAARRIOOOOOR! WITH YOUR HEART SOOOOO COOOOOOOOLD!"

Any mobile suit can be improved by giving it a cannon. Dom, already cool. Dom with cannon, even cooler. Simple.

Well....fuck.

I hope Nixon didn't walk out with too much force. Here knee could of popped out again.

Had to make the joke.

YouTube video by RichaadEB Beware the Forest's Mushrooms (Geno's Theme) || Metal Cover by RichaadEB

No, even better. It's gonna pipe in every version of Beware the Forest's Mushrooms on a looping shuffled playlist.
Call that Bowyer Law.

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Gimme all the random characters.
As long as I can eventually play as Gannondorf and destroy my enemies with the power of Suavemente.

That's me every time I play any Virtua Fighter.
"Cool character....ok what the fuck am I doing?"

The main things I do here are make jokes at companies doing stupid shit, and be aggressively positive to people doing there damndest at their passions, like @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social
@crispcocker.bsky.social
@othatsraspberry.com
@kuelandak.bsky.social
and whoever else I find.

Keep kickin ass.

Yeeeeesssss....MORE GUN, same amount of tank, it's perfect!

When isn't the Kidd Bandit fit sick? Never once has the Kidd Bandit fit not been sick.

Kidd Bandit is awesome. A truly unique individual in the world of wrestling, and a hell of a worker with a sweet moveset.

If you have a wrestling promotion and you aren't booking Kidd Bandit, fix that right now and book Kidd Bandit.

"The wisest and most knowledgeable Elder Hog must be consulted....Taylor Ham."

Look at this chunky gremlin with a cannon! It's fantastic I love it.

Wear headgear and say you're Josh Alexander.
OR, just say you're in the Don Callis Family and sub in for Josh. Don will believe you, he's got like 47 members now.

"Ok, so our last few obviously terrible ideas didn't pan out, BUT THIS TIME! THIS TIME our obviously terrible idea is gonna work!"

This is the proof.
There is no change without action, there is no improvement without effort, and what happened yesterday, THAT IS THE PROOF.

THE BEST! Friggin LOVE this game! A real 12 outta 10 game, classic.

A Krillin action figure firing an energy beam that looks like a dick and balls. Seriously who let this slide, this is real bad.

Yes, Krillin's most well known signature move...

The Destructo Dick.
The Cockmehamaha.
Special Beam Johnson.

That one.

"LIIIIIIES! SQUISHY LIIIIIIIIES!"

"LIES! SQUISHY LIIIIIIIIES!!!"

- Dr Nefarious after reading that headline.

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"Let's get ready to STUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!"

Side note: Ozymandias somehow auto corrected to "Obama diadem" the first time, so....I dunno.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings.
Look on my works and get ready to rumblllllllllllllllllllllle.

Looks like the Beast decided to do some Altering of its own.

Saints Row 2. The tone, gameplay, customization, all that. Take that, polish it up, add some new stuff to it, and have the next game pick up the story from there, where you go to a new town to kill Dex.
It's not that fucking complicated!

Frontier Martial-arts Wrestling

*Me playing any video game*

"Stealth is an option."

And I will be ignoring it every time.

Hey, it's be awesome if we got a new Mega Man game. Or Crash, or Spyro.

"NO! You're getting Scotty Pippin's shit FMV game remastered and a sequel to Hong Kong 97 Fuck you!"

To whatever gaming deity we seemed to piss off, how do we apologize, and will killing Bobby Kotick be part of it?

Of course! It's called Spooky Season the Long Way!