Scrappy Taffy🐶

Someone bathe me and give me a massage please. Will return the favor twice over. Just have hurty back and exhausted brains

Meme: a quirky hand-drawn cat beneath the script "AHEM - please don't give billionaires more of your money this holiday season - buy something cool and handmade from some fun weirdo instead & help them eat. Shop small, y'all." Image credit: "Small businesses need your support more than ever 💗 By Sugarhouse Ceramic Co."

Love this so much. 💜

BARK BARK BARK foaming at the mouth shaking a chew toy back and forth with heavy breathing

i like to think that if i were the worlds biggest pop star with a massive platform and reach and the current administration used my music to further their hateful, destructive agenda - i’d probably say something about it but that’s just me

A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene

The party can burn in hell

Me when I'm not dead just comfy

admitting to statutory rape to own the libs

Remember if you truly despise GenAI and its outputs you need to put a lot more time celebrating and lifting all the artists not using it and trying there best and learning. Share their art like that art and just talk about the stuff you like and enjoy. Don’t let the anger of GenAi stop that.

White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail

People, come on.

Marjorie Taylor Green is NOT a Marvel character. She doesn't get a Loki-esque redemption arc. She's an irredeemable fuckbag who shouldn't be allowed to wipe her face after you spit in it.

Stop it.

Massie: "I would remind my Republican colleagues who are decided how to vote, Donald Trump can protect you in red districts right now by giving you an endorsement, but by 2030, he's not gonna be the president and you will have voted to protect pedophiles if you don't vote to release those files."

Drop some ANIMATION

too real lol

youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

Me: I’ve been bitten by a wolf!

Doctor: Where?

Me: No. Just a normal wolf.

Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask art from Nintendo Today!

Toughie panics 💦

That's a whole other conversation

Anyway I hate that a song with such bone chilling symbolism/melody/composition/whatever words that is about such a complex and realistic situation is in a meme at all let alone this specifically
I hated it enough when they use her instrumentals for memes

Yes I'm mostly mad about the Ethel Cain song being used like this at the moment but this is ultimately about how my friends are being hate crimed and innocent people are starving while these chuckefucks make memes. Which I know is for engagement bc the average person only interacts via meme but GOD

Maybe I'm too woke but the official Democrats tiktok posting gotcha-ass memes isn't funny to me, it's just like please do your damn job for once

Also, setting a "funny" video about Trump allegedly blowing Clinton to a song about the brutalization of a woman's corpse and inexorable grief isn't it

New York public school system makes all their students learn the recorder because they’re secretly looking for the one kid that will solve their rat problem

In fact just join a LARPing situation or straight up actually just play pretend with yourself or another person. Your life doesn't have to be boring in adulthood. Death should not be your goal bc you wanna play dramatic death and pretty angels

Religious psychosis, I feel, could be partially solved by these people doing BDSM roleplay. It's adult play pretend. Which is...exactly what they're trying to do lol
"I believe Jesus is coming, I saw it in my dreams" is the exact energy as a kid being like "I've been to Camp Half Blood actually"

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

Another nasty bootlicking loser that hates his own community

Some may remember that in the 90s and 00s, Starbucks was an aspirational retail job. The benefits were unheard of, and these flexible, competitive jobs helped a lot of people get through school or otherwise grow into their careers.