Andy likes potatoes

Mental breakdown? Tattoo time

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Me playing digimon instead because I gave up on Pokemon.

Chainsaw to the tree, all by myself. Butched out for the day. #yardwork

So late!

I hate it when people be setting up a whole recording studio in a gym. They don’t even ask the person working out next to them for permission to record them. I get it, make your coin, but be fucking mindful. #gymrant

Blackout me is just as lazy as regular me

I got a sedative at the doctor because of reasons. Anyways the wall I was putting off painting is kinda painted now. I don’t remember doing it but mom says I did.

Titty/tummy/humpday photo since I haven’t been posting

I’ll get back to you on that tomorrow lol

Honestly. Idk how I drove myself home

Leg day AND sex? My legs don’t work now.

Gym selfie feeling cute

The VelociPastor

Im just walking and I think I need a bra

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Adorableeeee 😍

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😘

Happy #humpday
It’s my Saturday and I’m gonna go to the gym early and then do absolutes nothing for the rest of the day 🥰

Forgot to upload

Stretched the second hole and its ouchy. #monochromemonday

Woke up way too early and dyed my hair. Now off to work.

🥵🥴 good morning indeed

😮‍💨🤤 thank you

When someone calls themselves an alpha male, just drop a “yes, of the angler fish”. (Zeroalaizquierda)

My lil arm

🤤 🤤

It was butt day at the gym, but here is some #TummyTuesday for you 😝