Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor

there has got to be some way to coordinate starving the beast

hello, my fellow Hitler Youth

Mike Johnson looks *exactly* like the kind of guy who enters into an anti-porn app pact with his son

'you sound like a fucking child' is a good response to keep in everyone's back pocket these days.

aw hell

do we, in fact, gotta hand it to them?

my guess is pre-Tea Party Springsteen circa 2009, but even that may be a stretch

the Lee Greenwood Lobby has descended upon the swamp

the Delphi murders may be the most True Detective-ass situation to happen in decades but y'all don't wanna talk about that

www.indystar.com/story/news/c...

they should also start boning up on which of their local cops are big Odin fans...

i keep thinking about how i will inevitably overhear a Trump cultist at one of our midwest town watering holes in the very near future

and god help them, because they aren't prepared for the decibels i am capable of producing with my throat

you know the first governor to call up their own National Guard to defend protestors will likely earn a one-way ticket to the top of the Democratic Party presidential poll, right?

please do with that what you will.

also,

Benicio Del Toro's arrest shimmy is an absolutely iconic vibe that rises to meet the moment

"You like Black girls? i LOVE 'em." - David Marcus

imagine being so manufactured mad at a movie that you don't get to (openly) enjoy Teyana Taylor in lowcut jeans

Queer History Meets UFO Lore in Ilana Masad's Stunning New Novel 'Beings' "I think having crushes can be really nice. It can remind you that you have a body that can reach out, that you have a nervous system capable of excitement as well as anxiety or stress or anger or enn...

So grateful to @gabriellekorn.bsky.social and @autostraddle.bsky.social for this <3

"Masad blends meticulously well-researched history with lyrical invention, weaving a braided narrative that asks with urgency and tenderness: are any of us ever truly alone?"

www.autostraddle.com/queer-histor...

People don't like it when you ask whether Peter Venkman is supposed to be Jewish

you were right on the money for this one @josie.zone

they don’t want you to know how they treat prisoners because it will grieve you to know it, which is natural and human, and because of your normal human reaction you will want the system changed. It’s important to them that your natural aversion to how the system works not be engaged.

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER review:

10/10

plus bonus points for convincing Sean Penn he was in on the joke

you know i almost just went that route while drafting that one

Bari Weiss looks at herself in her bathroom mirror, straightens her blazer's shoulder pads

'Let's do the FUCKING news!'

...

'LET'S do the fucking news!'

no that's not it

'Let's DO the fucking news!'

c'mon Weiss get it together

'Let's do the fucking NEWS!'

'Let's do THE fucking ne

Overton WinD'oh

is this a thing

Chicago folks: is Johnson legit? everything i've seen of him so far certainly points to that, but i'd like to hear from more knowledgable people

the entire pam bondi hearing:

MILQUETOAST SENATOR: would you like to address why you're dead set on protecting a dead pedophile?

BONDI: i'd like to address how you smell like shit and sound like a fucking baby, bitch

yet again, it's all a performance for the mushbrain watching back at the Oval Office

do it, bratan

I always thought it was funny that Za/um chose to give the insane bigot the most cogent argument against the fascism of nostalgia. Man, what a game.

the thing with the Nazis who were 'just following orders' is that they were getting paid to do that

it's gonna be kinda hard to find enough fascist shocktroops willing to terrorize the public pro bono

i dunno if this is gonna do well on your tote bags

this is so damn good