Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY Office of Public Affairs Secretary Noem Unveils No Age Limit for Patriotic Americans to Join ICE Law Enforcement to Help Remove Worst of the Worst from U.S. In less than one week since DHS launched its recruitment campaign, more than 80,000 Americans applied to join ICE WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets. All ICE law enforcement recruits will be required to go through medical screening, drug screening, and complete a physical fitness test. “We are ENDING the age cap for ICE law enforcement,” said Secretary Noem. “Qualified candidates can now apply with no age limit. JOIN.ICE.GOV.”

oh good the Trumpjugend
right on schedule

A Ranch Four Times the Size of New York City for $79.5 Million 3 min read - NYT headline

A Ranch Four Times the Size of New York City for A Reason to Seize The Means of Production

Some of you aren't paying enough tribute to Wavy Dave and it's showing

clanker? i barely know h--

*run over by Cybertruck driven by a breakdancing Optimus*

Indiana Governor Mike Braun is a lesser known fascist grunt, but he lowkey remains one of the most despicable

'Wavy Dave' is a beefy-armed robot crab on a mating mission ‘The females realized he was a bit odd, and some of the males tried to fight him.’

ALL

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HAIL

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WAVY DAVE

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www.popsci.com/environment/...

chat are you a 'normal guy' if your living room is flagged by content moderation for 'graphic media?'

“Avenge me!”

Who flushes the flushmen?

look all i heard here is “model trains” and i won’t have you besmirching such a pure art form.

You may ask yourself
"What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself
"Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself
"Am I right? Am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself
"My God! What have I done?!"

Trump jokes he's building 'nuclear missles' on White House roof -- New York Post YouTube video

everybody relax

it looks like he was just working on his tight 5 up there

wait wait i got it

...

Diddler on the Roof

let this be a lesson for any would be cutie-patooties out there

wait wait i got it

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Diddler on the Roof

Erik's work over the years has been impeccable and this is absolutely IGN's loss.

aw hell man, i'm just seeing this. i'm so sorry.

at this rate we are rapidly approaching Trump just pointing and shouting 'Oh wow, look over there!' after another Epstein news drop

Roof Social

Trump take roof

There you go

a photo of trump on the white house roof for some reason

presidents only do this when they’re in distress

You may ask yourself
"What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself
"Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself
"Am I right? Am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself
"My God! What have I done?!"

Mr. President please come down from the ledge

you need to jump from at least a third story roof to get the job done

The dark silhouette of a pirate ship “sailing” across a desert. Ahead of the ship is an ATV rider named Ted. They are trying to get away from the ship. The text reads: Ted wasn’t sure how he ended up on the sand seas. But, he was sure glad he wore the proper gear: goggles, gloves, boots, long-sleeve shirt, pants, and a helmet.

#ATVSafety

chat are you a 'normal guy' if your living room is flagged by content moderation for 'graphic media?'

A sculpture of a bride clinging to a rope dangled in a central atrium of Jeffrey Epstein's mansion

Close up of creepy bride sculpture face

love that our president was best friends with a guy who decorated his house like Vincent D'Onofrio's mindscape in The Cell

i'm the most bland-ass cis hetero white guy possible

and Paul Rudd's looks infuriate me