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Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy writing dystopian horror for @popsci.com Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator andrewpaulwrites.com echo-chamber.ghost.io andrew.paul@popsci.com

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weird way to announce a new Dancing with the Stars participant

08.12.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

totally normal shit to say, made even more normal by the voice saying it

08.12.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one afternoon during the first Trump nightmare, i worked with a mutual aid group to deflect a potential ICE kidnapping near Central City

ended up talking to a guy in the neighborhood. i explained what ICE was, and what they were doing

he... voiced his displeasure to me about it, to say the least

08.12.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if nothing else, it's as good as a reason as any to celebrate of the most badass sayings in modern history

08.12.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY


Office of Public Affairs

Making New Orleans Safe Again: Operation Catahoula Crunch Arrests Even More Criminal Illegal Alien Rapists, Thieves, Gang Members, Human Smugglers, and Abusers

 DHS has made dozens of arrests in the Big Easy including a criminal illegal alien from Cuba convicted for forcible rape and aggravated battery

WASHINGTON – Operation Catahoula Crunch, conducted by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), continues to apprehend criminal illegal aliens in New Orleans, including Jorge Vierra-Serrano, a criminal illegal alien and convicted rapist from Cuba who attempted to evade justice by taking advantage of sanctuary laws.

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY Office of Public Affairs Making New Orleans Safe Again: Operation Catahoula Crunch Arrests Even More Criminal Illegal Alien Rapists, Thieves, Gang Members, Human Smugglers, and Abusers DHS has made dozens of arrests in the Big Easy including a criminal illegal alien from Cuba convicted for forcible rape and aggravated battery WASHINGTON – Operation Catahoula Crunch, conducted by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), continues to apprehend criminal illegal aliens in New Orleans, including Jorge Vierra-Serrano, a criminal illegal alien and convicted rapist from Cuba who attempted to evade justice by taking advantage of sanctuary laws.

there's a saying in the Lower Ninth Ward:

"i'm from the 9 and i don't mind dyin"

something tells me DHS doesn't know this, but they'll learn soon enough

08.12.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

weird way to announce a new Dancing with the Stars participant

08.12.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who let that foreigner into this country anyway?

08.12.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i do think this is a telling marker of where we're at

a major news organization isn't referring to court rulings as beneficial to the 'President'

because SCOTUS isn't giving the 'President' more control of the government

they're giving Trump more control.

that ain't splitting hairs, either.

08.12.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Supreme Court signals it will give Trump more control of government

Supreme Court signals it will give Trump more control of government

it's probably not a good thing when this is the best way CNN could frame it

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SCOTUS rules it illegal to call Luigi Mangione 'hot,'

argues doing so threatens the personal wellbeing of healthcare corporations

08.12.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

logging to post the new fascist corruption story, as i've done every day for going on 11 years

'This is not normal.'

08.12.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump to announce $12 billion in aid to farmers The announcement comes after China recently started buying U.S. soybeans again after a tense trade war halted the purchases in a blow to American farmers.

the free market, folks!

www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...

08.12.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Here is what a Tesla Cybertruck cop car could look like Concept art was revealed at a Las Vegas conference this week.

the man who believes Cybertruck cop cars are our future surely understands what normal people want in their daily lives

www.popsci.com/technology/c...

08.12.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bu-bu-but the socialized BODEGAS, Noah!

08.12.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New York City went 12 days without a murder in November / December. That's tied for the longest stretch in history, according to the NYPD. As someone who was here when there were 6+ murders per day in this town, it continues to amaze me how safe the place is.

08.12.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1505    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 59

i suppose it would be fitting that Streaming is what ultimately crashes the American economy

08.12.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we're closer than we've ever been

08.12.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Now is the time for bad actors," Ted Sarandos proclaimed, while unveiling new behemoth statue of bird throwing up into baby bird's mouth

08.12.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

appropriately,

This missed connection haunts me

06.12.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it remains my favorite place, for all its fuckery

06.12.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the fun thing about mississippi is that if you are there long enough you just statistically wind up forrest gump

06.12.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NOBODY IN THE ROOM:

ME:

so i guess my most Southern Gothic memory was the time i walked out of a bar in Oxford, Mississippi, and ran into Tom Franklin, who then told me i just missed meeting William Gay

06.12.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks zaslav

05.12.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump's creepy hands FIFA peace prize

Trump's creepy hands FIFA peace prize

Ash fighting his possessed hand in Evil Dead 2

Ash fighting his possessed hand in Evil Dead 2

05.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump's creepy hands FIFA peace prize

Trump's creepy hands FIFA peace prize

Ash fighting his possessed hand in Evil Dead 2

Ash fighting his possessed hand in Evil Dead 2

05.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.12.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

toot toot!

all aboard the Nuzzi Trainwreck!

next stop: CBS

05.12.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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he died because he didn't believe in the power of punk.

RIP.

05.12.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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