Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor

i am livid to learn that the new Poop Fart Movie makes fun of pronouns. i never expected the series to stoop so low

oh shit I need this

I hear if you start watching the extended director's cut right now the end will sync up with your death throes

why are we gonna keep hearing about this movie until the day we die?

an anecdotal silver-lining right now:

we are definitely entering the era of 'Trump voters nervously hoping no one asks if they voted for him'

in my daily Indiana life, only the most delusional and un-self aware people openly voice support for him at this point

Ten Years Later, We’re All Still Stuck Aboard Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride Even after a decade, the iconic ‘RollerCoaster Tycoon 2’ meme’s gallows humor sadly remains as relevant as ever

thinking about my 2022 anniversary essay for Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

no reason in particular...

melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...

I turned 56 last week. In my lifetime I have seen Vietnam invasion of Grenada kidnapping of Noreaga World Trade Center bombing 911 and all the other shit. It’s just endless.

it's become so abundantly clear that the only way Americans will mobilize to end our psychotic power structure is after experiencing *at least* another Great Recession. most likely something more severe.

people just won't get off their couches until daily life fundamentally alters for them

someone is upset he didn't get a guaranteed contract lined up ahead of time

'war is hell' i tell the mother of a murdered Iranian schoolgirl while sipping from my flask of Cutty Sark

'i could totally fight Conor McGregor in the ring,' i add. 'maybe not like, win the fight. but i would hold my own, y'know?'

i turn 36 today so i guess my big birthday wish is to finally know what it'd be like if the US wasn't actively engaging in genocidal imperialism while simultaneously ignoring and/or killing its own inhabitants.

lmao what the fuck are we doing here

Hunkered at Mar-a-Lago, Trump made his club a makeshift Situation Room -- CNN headline

it'll take years to truly comprehend just how many norms Trump shattered during his gangster administration

but man, if news got out that *any* other modern president turned their personal golf club's VIP suite into a "makeshift" Situation Room...

i mean jesus fuck, man. c'mon.

Nemik looking at device on Andor

all of Bluesky impulsively refreshing their feed today

Trump does this thing whenever he's trying to be serious

he cocks his head to one side while leaning the same way.

i don't have anything else to add to this except that it annoys the absolute fuck out of me.

Weather app: Gonna be a windy one!
Me: Oh okay good to know. So, like, is it gonna be sunny or cloudy, though?
Weather app: Windy is all the information you need!

you're all very bad at your jobs and everyone on here knows it.

brb getting an MFA just for this.

Nemik looking at device on Andor

all of Bluesky impulsively refreshing their feed today

mood

frum should be a verb

as in

he really frummed it with this one

Our French bulldog

hey i’m about to go work door at an open mic drag night

don’t forget to keep loving everything you can in your daily lives. make the better world that the monsters refuse to give us.

here’s a picture of our dog. her name is Tammy Faye

i genuinely started reading Madness & Civilization last night smdh

everybody knows that if you stop 8 wars, it fills up your punchcard and you get 1 war for free

don’t worry i can just ignore it

My app saying I almost spent an hour on Bluesky already

8:29 am folks