Command Zoe 🔜 MC:ATL

Xylephone but with a z at the end instead of a lephone

Officially taking this stance for the first time as a woman: the way yugioh pronounces xyz is wrong and i will die on that hill.

ooooo i like this, esp with the booster pack idea from a few other ppl. i think we got our winner here.

okay i am just catch up now - how the fuck did we get here??? lmao

no, its just not something you can say with an ask, like "Let me buy you a beer and pitch this idea to you for feedback" etc

Ik this is just my own shit, and I can just ask without offering anything upfront. But I liked that phrase and need to outgrow it now.

the issue is i like to use it to ASK for the favor. like these are great for after the fact but i like to be like "let me buy you a beer and pick your brain about xyz"

"I owe you one" is great, i def will keep it in my back pocket.

sorry - i lick my lips and wink too much for this to not be taken as a come on /s

Yea lunch is a nice one too. Idk why lunch isnt romantic but youre right its not.

I like that. I think "stop by for xyz" reads like i want it. Gonna try that one out.

Oh dip - buy you a booster is good. Might try that one out. It at least covers the mtg peeps. Thanks 🖤🖤🖤

Need a replacement phrase for "buy you a beer" meaning "let me do something nice for you in exchange for a favor" bc ive met too many ppl who are sober at this point.

"Buy you dinner/coffee" both seem to get taken as very "date"-coded and that is NOT the vibes im trying to give off.

im gonna get my septum done soon

it was super easy. very little pain at all.

lmao you would, feels very bot-coded.

otters hold hands while they sleep so they stay near each other in the water

thanks! i was supposed to get my septum done too but turns out its REALLY deviated so i had to reschedule

IT'S MONDAY NIGHT AND WE'RE READY TO CRANK IT WITH SOME NEW AND RETURNING FRIENDS AS WE KICK OFF AUG WITH A BANG!

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COME HANG IN JUST A LITTLE BIT OVER ON TWITCH WITH US AT 10 PM EST!

Zoes new piercings

just paid some dude to stab me twice and tipped him for doing a good job

Side note don't do Tempo Run on empty stomach. I wrote some lyrics for you all

Body so dehydrated just call me Zoe
Thank the Lord cuz she kicks ass like Bowie
Bad decision running with no food
Ain't no way that'll put you in the mood

That's all I got... No one tag @commandzoe.bsky.social ok

I need to find a water bottle company that wants to sponsor me.

Our Brand Ambassadors are simply amazing, but they seem to "forget" to share their links...
For the contribution they are bringing on a daily basis to the entire community, they should be rewarded, don't you think?!

This is not yet final, but you can get the links:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

taking two to the face bc i prefer to support artists directly

holy shit they're all just rocks thats incredible

@drsmallstufz.bsky.social maybe i SHOULD have gotten a 3rd one for us...

its literally been playing on repeat in my head since you posted it this morning

idk but the song fuckin rips

Reposting this because fuck transphobic deckboxes and sleeves.

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Thanks! Its my little streaming studio i set up in my apartment. Im proud of it 🖤🖤

Zoe sitting on a chair in fishnets and a red shirt

What a fun 2 games of magic! Thanks everyone that stopped by, and thanks so much to my lovely guests.

Post stream selfie, as is tradition.