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Latest posts by commandzoe.bsky.social on Bluesky

Bet. Auntie Ool has open materia slots now, watch out.

28.01.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just draw what i need when i need it – idk what to tell you /s

28.01.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Benji thats a good point bc at least dick biters are trying.

28.01.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Need to find a thicc girl with a thiccer new jersey accent.

27.01.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dont have internet in the new apartment bc verizon bites dick.

28.01.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"Scrat makes ACORN tokens. Magic Players can NOT be trusted with Nut Tokens" - @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social

Tragically, this conversation happened AFTER we stopped recording

28.01.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody tell Quinn but I'm greedy keeping in 2026 over here :3c

28.01.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Its not a greed keep – I just like to see the good in things. Im an optimist.

28.01.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good lord, bestie 🀭

28.01.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeag. Way to go!!

28.01.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did the thing

27.01.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Giiiiiirl!!!! That looks so fire on you!

28.01.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Double Vision altered with acrylic paint and gel pen. A flaming eye with two overlapping irises, an orange pupil, and yellow sclera opens out of a deep red field. The bottom lid is lined in white and the top is lined with gold

#mtg #magicthegathering #mtgalters

Double Vision altered with acrylic paint and gel pen. A flaming eye with two overlapping irises, an orange pupil, and yellow sclera opens out of a deep red field. The bottom lid is lined in white and the top is lined with gold #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgalters

The eyes are always watching

28.01.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I love how theres the group of ppl who are like "haha slut", then the group of people that are like "omg good food!"

Then theres the secret third group of ppl who are squarely in my niche and get the entire joke. If thats you, im so glad you found this page! Stick around. We have fun here.

28.01.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ive heard great things!

28.01.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Used to live out near there but never got the chance. Always wanted to go tho.

28.01.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
wafflesoup - Twitch ICE Breaker is this weekend! and my run is Saturday at 5pm Central

more speedrun practice before the ICE Breaker marathon this weekend

www.twitch.tv/wafflesoup/

28.01.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*tries to read what that is.*
I scoop.

28.01.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know I'm something of an eggslut myself...

28.01.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf im too gay for any math to be welcome on my posts...

28.01.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Date"

27.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where did she go bugs? Where did she go????

27.01.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Done and done. Open it in airplane mode to avoid agreeing to the tos.

27.01.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quint chaser arc. Wow.

27.01.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dang, getting kicked put of the judge program cause i failed algebra

27.01.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ice Out altered with a white background and β€œFUCK ICE” in red and black lettering

Etali altered with a red background and yellow crossed hammer and sickle

Ice Out
{1}{U}{U}
Instant
Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.)
This spell costs {1} less to cast if it’s bargained.
Counter target spell.
Hylda built an ice statuary from all those who couldn’t understand β€œgo away.”
Illustrated by Olivier Bernard

Etali, Primal Storm
{4}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature β€” Elder Dinosaur
Whenever Etali attacks, exile the top card of each player’s library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
The storm rages and the earth breaks.
6/6
Illustrated by Raymond Swanland

Ice Out altered with a white background and β€œFUCK ICE” in red and black lettering Etali altered with a red background and yellow crossed hammer and sickle Ice Out {1}{U}{U} Instant Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) This spell costs {1} less to cast if it’s bargained. Counter target spell. Hylda built an ice statuary from all those who couldn’t understand β€œgo away.” Illustrated by Olivier Bernard Etali, Primal Storm {4}{R}{R} Legendary Creature β€” Elder Dinosaur Whenever Etali attacks, exile the top card of each player’s library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs. The storm rages and the earth breaks. 6/6 Illustrated by Raymond Swanland

Abolish ICE

Available at Shoebox in just over a month

27.01.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

You underestimate just how bad i am at math.....

27.01.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Magic is heading in a direction where you can get a game loss at a tourny cause ur bad at calculus

27.01.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Whats your favorite type of blood?

27.01.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our friends @revelo.bsky.social and @manatithe.bsky.social at War Room EDH are starting their Commander stream very shortly at 2 PM EST. Don't miss out!!!

Details below πŸ‘‡

#mtg #magicthegathering #edh

27.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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