Matt Woolley…

An objectively hilarious thing for the president of the United States of America to say, especially using that timeframe

Emperor Tonty Palpatine.

“I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.”

Oh wow. Lee Clark absolutely destroyed here 😬

They've been told that racism is wrong but they've also been told that the views they hold are right. So if the views they hold are right then they can't be racist because that is wrong

Continually having a bad referees. But nothing will get said because it’s palace Sunderland.

Selhurst station the shambles as usual

Why didn’t you try and buy him 4 weeks ago or 2 months ago instead of leaving it to the last day then?

See people saying that Palace had all summer to sign a replacement for Guehi.

Similarly, Liverpool had all summer to put in a serious bid.

We should have pushed the boat out for Glasner and enjoyed the climax before he goes somewhere bigger.

Genuinely possible to win at least two trophies this season with him, Guehi in situ and some clever additions.

Get the glory and then worry about the weather afterwards.

Killed by caution.

I turn on my TV and a TV presenter is asking a Govt minister why they are talking about rolling out free childcare when the big issue is asylum hotels. This is objectively insane.

Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil tweets: Aug 27 So you're saying if we'd sprayed stuff white and then put a red cross on it the media would have supported us? You live and learn I guess. [Below, a roundabout in England painted with St George's flag]

Well played.

Crystal Palace's last 10 games have included Arsenal away, Liverpool away, Chelsea away, Spurs away, FA Cup semi-final vs Villa, FA Cup final vs Man City, Community Shield vs Liverpool. They are unbeaten in all those 10 games and won 2 trophies. Oliver Glasner 📈👑

Congratulations to Nottingham Forest, who have just been awarded the Community Shield by UEFA.

not entirely convinced by a process that aims to find the best club side in the world and concludes that it's chelsea

If the laws governing your game allow for the fudges by Red Bull and CFG but not for the scenario Palace and Lyon find themselves in, you really should let this one slide and reassess your regulations.

Us palace fans fully expecting Textor to invest in Forest after the sale of his palace shares have officially sold.

I’m increasingly convinced that Textor and Marinakis have some kind of informal agreement which sees Textor attempt to scupper Palace’s Europa League entry in return for over-inflated player purchases between Forest and Lyon.

If Wolves fans don’t nickname him Jenny then they have failed as fans. bsky.app/profile/us-w...

The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.

Manchester City, charged with breaking Premier League financial and other rules for about a decade, have managed to commit more than 300 million pounds on new players since January. While the club denies the allegations, this thing has been hanging around now for seven years. Not a good look.

No one likes a grass

Last 4 Champions league winners - 3 sportswashing projects and Franco's team. The beautiful game.

PSG being fuelled by electric and likable young players shouldn't overshadow how the club came to be where it is now. They don't subjugate Ligue 1 without the Qatar takeover. Sportswashing works.

PSG were an irrelevance in European football until a state-backed project transformed them into a symbol of modern football’s moral drift - soft power, sportswashing, and influence beyond the pitch. Good as they are, success built on that model leaves a bitter taste.

Hearing Chelsea have just agreed to sell the Conference League trophy and all medals to their parent company for £319.7m

It demonstrates just how far this country has sunk into the gutter when the mob’s first concern isn’t the dead, dying or injured in Liverpool - but the ethnicity of the criminal so they can weaponise it to push a racist agenda.

It is so fucking shameful.

The absolute antithesis of patriotism.

UK’s 50 richest families hold more wealth than 50% of population, analysis finds Equality Trust says billionaires getting ‘ludicrously’ richer, with top two now wealthier than whole of 1990 rich list

But yeah sure it’s immigration that is the issue with this country 🥴 www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ma...

𝟭𝟯.𝟬𝟱.𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟯 🗓️

“Dikgacoi, Zaha… OH YES! Wilfried Zaha single-handedly firing Palace to Wembley!” 🤌

It’s 12 years since Wilfried Zaha bagged a brace in our play-off semi-final second leg at the Amex. 🙌

#CPFC

In defiance of all probability, we may finally have found someone who makes you feel worse about football than Infantino.

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.