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@saltychonk.bsky.social

Allie. 35yo. Bisexual AF. Minors DNI. A collection of my cringy art. Halsey & Szayelaporro enthusiast. Self-esteemless artist.

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10.11.2025 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just thinking about that tongue from that concept art…

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

05.11.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A prompt calendar. December 14: Erotic Tree Trimming Balls in a Nutcracker Regifting a Sex Toy Odd Menorah Fumes December 15: Wire Ribbon Shibari Dildo Sweatshop Tongue Stuck to a Frozen Pole Latke Nipple Pasties December 16: Suspiciously Stiff Stocking Aphrodisiacal Eggnog Yellow Snow Sex Position Dreidel December 17: Snowman Carrot Erection Stuck in a Chimney Gift Made of Body Hair POV Chocolate Coin December 18: Sexts to Santa Ornament Insertion Huffing Spray Snow Dough Nutting December 19: Gingerbread BSDM Dungeon North Pole Stripper Pole Drinking a Snow Globe Hand Stuff During Blessing December 20: Gift Wrap Mummification Butt Plug Made of Coal Random Act of Rudeness Schmaltz As Lube December 21: Charitable Oral Sex Polar Express Train Running Candy Caning Synagagged December 22: Inappropriate Use of Fruit Cake Sex in Ugly Sweaters Chopping Down a Sentient Tree Explicit Caroling December 23: Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume Advent Calendar Full of Cum Mistletoe Allergy Mittenjob December 24: Little Drummer Fuckboi Three Unwise Men Biblically Accurate Snow Angel Chainplay w/ the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future December 25: Sex with the Clauses Sugarplum Denial Krampussy Christmas Cookie Cuckholding

A prompt calendar. December 14: Erotic Tree Trimming Balls in a Nutcracker Regifting a Sex Toy Odd Menorah Fumes December 15: Wire Ribbon Shibari Dildo Sweatshop Tongue Stuck to a Frozen Pole Latke Nipple Pasties December 16: Suspiciously Stiff Stocking Aphrodisiacal Eggnog Yellow Snow Sex Position Dreidel December 17: Snowman Carrot Erection Stuck in a Chimney Gift Made of Body Hair POV Chocolate Coin December 18: Sexts to Santa Ornament Insertion Huffing Spray Snow Dough Nutting December 19: Gingerbread BSDM Dungeon North Pole Stripper Pole Drinking a Snow Globe Hand Stuff During Blessing December 20: Gift Wrap Mummification Butt Plug Made of Coal Random Act of Rudeness Schmaltz As Lube December 21: Charitable Oral Sex Polar Express Train Running Candy Caning Synagagged December 22: Inappropriate Use of Fruit Cake Sex in Ugly Sweaters Chopping Down a Sentient Tree Explicit Caroling December 23: Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume Advent Calendar Full of Cum Mistletoe Allergy Mittenjob December 24: Little Drummer Fuckboi Three Unwise Men Biblically Accurate Snow Angel Chainplay w/ the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future December 25: Sex with the Clauses Sugarplum Denial Krampussy Christmas Cookie Cuckholding

Behold... Jingle Bell Schlock.

Full event description at www.tumblr.com/schlocktober

03.11.2025 23:52 — 👍 12    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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A much needed hug ❤️

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

01.11.2025 15:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And finally…
Schlocktober Day 31: Candy Apple Coating

Szayel can be “generous” sometimes. And festive! 🍎💦 Happy Halloween!

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

31.10.2025 16:46 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Kinktober Day 30: Degradation

We all know he’s a dirty little whore and that he loves to hear it.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

31.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Schlocktober Day 29: Cloning Gone Wrong

The outcome was unexpected, but I don’t think Szayel’s complaining~ 😘

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

31.10.2025 01:16 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Schlocktober Day 28: Breaking a Sex Contract

Oh no. Why would you do that with HIM? The consequences will be dire.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

28.10.2025 13:44 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Schlocktober Day 27: Salt Daddy

It may be hard to pick up on his manipulation tactics early in the relationship, but trust me. They’re definitely there.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

28.10.2025 13:33 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Kinktober Day 26: Lingerie

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

27.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kinktober Day 25: Impact Play

A definite kink for our favorite sadist.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

27.10.2025 13:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kinktober Day 24: Gags

It’s the only way Szayel stays quiet. Ever.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

27.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Szayelaporro Granz (Hell version) with pink hair and purple markings, smirking with his tongue out as dark tentacles coil around his body. The background is dark purple and black with a garganta-like shape. His body is shown in muted tones, while his hair and chain markings are a more vibrant pink and purple, making him pop against the background.

Szayelaporro Granz (Hell version) with pink hair and purple markings, smirking with his tongue out as dark tentacles coil around his body. The background is dark purple and black with a garganta-like shape. His body is shown in muted tones, while his hair and chain markings are a more vibrant pink and purple, making him pop against the background.

Szayelaporro for
@saltychonk.bsky.social
#szayelaporro #bleach #kryptosart

27.10.2025 08:14 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Kinktober Day 23: Biting & Praise Kink

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

26.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kinktober Day 22: Crawling

Even after all these years keeping him, Szayel loves his little (adult) Quincy keepsake.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #uryuishida

26.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kinktober Day 21: Monsterfucking

Or…two monsters fucking? 🤣 This is what I was really imagining going on in SAFWY.

#bleach #safwy #spiritsareforeverwithyou #ciengranz #kenpachi #zarakikenpachi

26.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Schlocktober Day 20: Understimulation

Szayel’s always been a blunt bitch.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

20.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Schlocktober Day 19: Wound Fucking

This prompt was made for Szayel.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

19.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Schlocktober Day 18: Genital Swap

No words are needed.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

19.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Schlocktober Day 17: Pain Without Pleasure

Well, Szayel is a master of that.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #renjiabarai

17.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Schlocktober Day 16: Inedible Cum

A fun punishment when his pets talk out of line…changing the molecules in his cum so it hardens like cement.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

16.10.2025 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Kinktober Day 15: Semi-Public & Object Insertion

Szayel actually thought he could sneak a little fun in during his meeting with Lord Aizen.
(Reads right to left)

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #ginichimaru #sousukeaizen

16.10.2025 20:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Schlocktober Day 14: Banned on TikTok

Szayel just wanted to blow off some steam and make a couple thirst toks. Of course his nemesis can’t let him have that.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #mayurikurotsuchi

14.10.2025 14:52 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Kinktober Day 13: Dom Bottom / Sub Top & Medical Play

Even when under the knife, he’s gotta be in charge.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

14.10.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kinktober Day 12: Kneeling

He loves that you’re devoted to him.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

14.10.2025 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Schlocktober Day 11: Harem on Strike

He was gone a whole week! Of course his harem would be mad.

#bleach #shunsuikyoraku

14.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Kinktober Day 10: CNC & Punishment

Szayel is known to have a short temper. It’s written in their contracts that he can discipline his pets on a dime.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

12.10.2025 06:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Doodle of a Sylveon cornered in a shower and being rinsed, throwing its head back and letting out a woeful wail; reminiscent of most cats’ reactions to being washed

Doodle of a Sylveon cornered in a shower and being rinsed, throwing its head back and letting out a woeful wail; reminiscent of most cats’ reactions to being washed

diagnosis: STINKY
prescription: wash
verdict: Not Happy!!!!!
#pokemon #sylveon

26.09.2025 16:38 — 👍 6534    🔁 2259    💬 20    📌 11

here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨

28.09.2025 16:57 — 👍 9858    🔁 4285    💬 43    📌 17
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Kinktober Day 9: Exhibitionism, Shibari, and Tentacles

Szayel likes showing off his skills to his Fracciónes.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

09.10.2025 15:35 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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