Randy Cranin

Probably thinking a national sales tax combined with tariffs to replace the income tax.

I’m a New Yorker, at heart, and would not — ever —- get in a Waymo or other self driving car.

Or any ideas on what tariffs and trade deficits are!

The dentist asked one of his patients out.

He said he had fillings for her.

It’s the same way he confuses the trade deficit with the fiscal deficit.

Happy Thanksgiving, Hood, to you and yours!

Hunh? Really? I know a guy who played both Vladimir and Estragon (at different times) in regional theaters and he always pronounced it g’DOH.

I think all channels were off the air by midnight.

But, we had an enormous choice of channels—7 of them!

We had 1 tv in the house, B&W, of course. I didn’t know Star Trek was in color until I went to college, in August of 1969.

I want to know how, without proper identification, an undocumented person could get a home loan and purchase that home. Boggles the mind.

Well, if the cow could jump over the moon…

I noticed! Good for Mamdani!

Wait. Are you suggesting his wiener is wittle?

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Followed all.

I would love to be in the next starter pack. Thanks.

The best!

I was going to tell a sodium joke.

But, then I thought, Na.

I would need to see his curlicue’d “organ” to confirm the identity of the pig.

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I see you remember her interview where she talked about beauty vs faking smarts.

The word “none” comes to mind.

Well, one can hope. I do.

But will there be enough votes in the Senate?

Followed you there, Anna.

That’s funny. I thought the Attorney General was the Chief Law Enforcement officer?

More nonsense from Lying Barbie Leavitt.