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Selery | She/Her | 36 | Pansexual | Polyamorous | Cannabis Industry | Zen Discordian | My love's a knife that cuts the dark

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They should invent a brain that can feel more than sadness.

01.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The Amelia Earhart files thing might be the funniest Epstein files joke I've heard. Whoever convinced him this was a good idea is a comedic genius.

27.09.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blue hair girl in dark blue lipstick, big gold sunglasses, and a blue crop top with a picture of a lemon with a sad face looking at a glass of lemonade and saying "Mom?"

Blue hair girl in dark blue lipstick, big gold sunglasses, and a blue crop top with a picture of a lemon with a sad face looking at a glass of lemonade and saying "Mom?"

This shirt is ancient, like at least 20 years old

22.09.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It waited an extra day, but now we wait to see what they say

22.09.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet a lot of people went into Him looking for a football movie and left feeling castigated as consumers of American sports culture

22.09.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit Him is good. Go see Him.

22.09.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Told the lyft driver we were going to see a horror movie and got a lecture about demons

21.09.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling incredibly lonely

21.09.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Close up of a cannabis vape package showing the name Severus Vape

Close up of a cannabis vape package showing the name Severus Vape

Gonna write Vibe Cannabis a strongly worded letter in the morning. This shit really shouldn't be on my shelf in 2025.

21.09.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Which Side Are You On?
YouTube video by Rough House Rosie - Topic Which Side Are You On?

ooohhh I got a partner in crime might really get into some good trouble idk im scared right now because I'm sleepy

19.09.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a real awkward moment today of purest passing where someone asked if my parents were some kinda hippies for naming me Selery. Told him it was a chosen name and that my parents are bad people. It's happened before. Always awkward.

19.09.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got a voicemail intended for my mother, someone I haven't spoken to in ~13 years. She might be in some trouble. idk. Not my fuckin problem. Getting calls looking for her is my problem.

18.09.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Which Side Are You On?
YouTube video by S.G. Goodman - Topic Which Side Are You On?

Might stir up some good trouble idk

18.09.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the governments’ enemies are antifascists, what does that make them?

18.09.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

the annoying thing about transition solving a bunch of previously intractable mental health issues is it makes me think all sorts of mental health issues can be fixed by making material changes to my life

17.09.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

But I'm at episode ~160/2231, so I have no idea how long it'll be before this happens

17.09.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imdb says Passions has the first black lesbian in soap opera history. I hope it's Whitney. If it's Whitney, they did a great job setting it up.

17.09.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A long haired grey tabby cat sitting on the lap of a girl in a light blue skirt and darker blue sweater wearing a heavy necklace of many pendants

A long haired grey tabby cat sitting on the lap of a girl in a light blue skirt and darker blue sweater wearing a heavy necklace of many pendants

Less abstract cat

16.09.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Close up of the right eye and ear of a long haired grey tabby cat with a woman in the background with a blue top and lipstick and a necklace with multiple pendants

Close up of the right eye and ear of a long haired grey tabby cat with a woman in the background with a blue top and lipstick and a necklace with multiple pendants

I thought it was a good picture of us <3

16.09.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
16.09.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1024    πŸ” 644    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 36

be the weed tranny you want to see hanging around

16.09.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you look closely, you can see the reflection of the window in her eyes. You can see the shadow of the bird feeder in one of them

14.09.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A long haired grey tabby with her green eyes wide open staring into the distance

A long haired grey tabby with her green eyes wide open staring into the distance

Bird watchin

14.09.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn't resist. I had to have them. This is the first new pair of shoes I've bought in probably a decade if you don't count the xero sandal kits. They're just too perfect <3

14.09.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't mind Caryophyllene, but I wish it wasn't in everything. I feel like it defines the cannabis experience almost as much as thc. It's obnoxious as someone who could take or leave it. Probably ruined cannabis for people who are sensitive to its negative effects the way I am with Limonene.

14.09.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Barefoot off road running shoes in trans pride colors

Barefoot off road running shoes in trans pride colors

I really want to get the trans pride Vivos, but I could get two lightly used pairs of Vivos for the same price. I'm conflicted...

13.09.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Rough House Rosie is engaged to a man, but it's a good version, and I don't know an explicitly gay version offhand

12.09.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hares on the Mountain
YouTube video by roughhouserosie Hares on the Mountain

Hares on the Mountain is gay as fuck when a woman is singing. You could introduce me to the woman who wants to bed Sally and 'tend to her schooling, especially if she plays banjo in the woods about it

12.09.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's actually a major plot point in A Karate Christmas Miracle, one of the worst movies I've ever seen. A character was caught in a mass shooting while giving a talk about constitutional gun rights or some shit. Terrible movie.

11.09.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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