Doug Nelson

Congrats, NRA-you just figured out how to double the sale of firearms now that progressives feel the need to defend themselves since the ammosexual “Don’t Tread On Me” anti-government bros have proven to been cowards and/or racist.

I guess if Trump really wanted to distract from the Epstein scandal, he could fake another assignation.

Ask any Republican-if it were revealed tomorrow, with definitive proof, that Trump had engaged in sex with minors, would they no longer support Trump? I’m willing to bet 99% would say they will still support him.

Trump is so desperate to change the subject I’m amazed he hasn’t questioned Carter’s handling of the oil crisis or Kennedy’s Bay of Pigs response.

So I’m guessing RFKjr is in charge of treating Trump’s CVI, right? Hoping he’s getting plenty of raw milk and roadkill and swimming in contaminated water.

So, Biden and Obama created the Epstein list….but never released it?

If the Big Bullshit Bill is so great, why is so much of it going into effect closer to the midterms next year? Seems maga would want all of it now if it’s so amazing, right?

Congrats!!!

Because we know how well this worked in Putin…

No words needed.

Dementia Donnie can barely operate in 2 minute intervals.

YouTube video by MSNBC 1992 Tape Of Trump And Epstein - The Day That Was | MSNBC

Never watched this? Take 3 minutes. Disgusting.

God helps us if we get another pandemic in the next four years-vaccines will be forgone in lieu of red light therapy and essential oils via RFKjr.

So weird that 76M people voted for Trump, and that means each voter has bought a Tesla, right? So how is Tesla having financial problems? That’s a lot of sales! What better way to support Musk than for every MAGA voter to buy one of his cars!

I mean if MAGA can boycott Bud Light and shoot cases with a rifle for sending one can to a trans person, I think defacing some teslas for its CEO dismantling our democracy is an appropriate response.

I can’t believe an administration so dedicated to classified documents would text war plans to a journalist. Should have just stored them in a Mar A Lago bathroom.

Imagine if Lloyd Austin had accidentally texted war plans to a reporter. MAGA would have demanded his head on a platter.

So in Florida, republicans would rather put their own children to work in fields rather than allow migrants to do it. That’s how much they hate Hispanics.

Surprised they aren’t using X or WhatsApp to communicate war plans.

I keep having this mental image of Trump and Musk having karaoke parties in the Oval Office, and their favorite duet is ‘I Had Some Help’, for obvious reasons;

“I had some help
It ain't like I can make this kinda mess all by myself..”

On buying a Tesla, Trump said “because this man [Elon Musk] has devoted his energy and his life to doing this, and I think he has been treated unfairly,”

Not unlike the federal workers getting fired recently…

I look forward to a year from now when work sites are littered with annoyed MAGAs trying to make do with cybertrucks as work vehicles instead of their F150s and Rams.

I think we can collectively agree we are done being the “tolerant left”, just as the GOP is done being the party of “family values” and “fiscal responsibility”.

Imagine if Joe Biden had brought in, say, George Soros to DOGE-ify the government…

FAFO is the new MAGA.

YouTube video by Movieclips The Blues Brothers (1980) - Nazis Take a Dive Scene (3/9) | Movieclips

Amazing how timely this scene is. Was supposed to be funny at the time. Now just looks like a trump rally. I’m fine with how Jake and Elwood handle it. We need more of that.

Imagine if the Obama administration had posted any of these to the official White House website with “long live the king” on it (the irony is all these came from right wing sources) As much as some of us loved Obama, we never considered him a king, a god. That’s the difference.

Not even the dumbest executive fires every single employee wholesale then selectively offers a few of them their jobs back afterward. No corporation does that. That’s not how companies work. But apparently for Elon & the Felon, they think that’s how it’s done.

I gotta say-i had no idea having a 4 year old kid named X Æ A-Xii wipe his boogers on the Oval Office Resolute Desk and telling people “shut your mouth!” during a press conference was what they meant by Making America Great Again, but here we are…

Government waste? Let’s eliminate most of Congress. We don’t need the house and the senate. One representative for each state, that’s it. Eliminate their pension and healthcare too. Make them pay out of pocket.