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Ken Bates

@batespken.bsky.social

Copywriter for ads / Annoying film person / Chelsea football club

52 Followers  |  60 Following  |  23 Posts  |  Joined: 30.06.2023  |  1.8104

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Do we ever think about the Seeker Harry replaced? Imagine losing your spot to an 11-year-old who’s flown a broom like twice.

20.08.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 800m HS record is now faster than the NCAA record…

04.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man the marketing for this movie is nuts

25.05.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The biggest recession indicator I’m seeing is that pop punk is back

26.04.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about these linkedinfluencers making AI slides shows is that the type hierarchy is way off. This coming from a copywriter.

01.04.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly Marty Scorsese’s Jonestown Massacre movies dope as fuck. Someone fucking make that.

31.03.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The great thing about this Chicago weather is that I get to learn that my seasonal depression is just depression.

15.03.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you work for Lumon these are all the closets

12.02.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid in the bus had a Zumiez sticker on their phone. The kids are doing alright I guess.

04.02.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it is honestly kind of striking to me that the founders were basically on target re: β€œthings that could end our republic”

01.02.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 17007    πŸ” 2534    πŸ’¬ 204    πŸ“Œ 34

We found Carmen San Diego

22.01.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they know what they're doing with this

21.01.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No I hate it here thanks

19.01.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol TikTok was banned for like 12 hours?

19.01.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever wrote adidas D Rose spot. Very good job.

05.01.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is how marketing should work

29.12.2024 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in the burbs, driving around the old neighborhood and I just saw someone with a cross up for their Christmas holiday. I didn’t think they crucified baby Jesus, but maybe I need to read the Bible again.

24.12.2024 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bears suck. At least I have Chelsea football

08.12.2024 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact the people think Wicked is a good musical is only because Hollywood stopped making good live action musicals

03.12.2024 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same it was soulless in a jarring way

02.12.2024 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just the fact that we’re talking about Wicked winning Best Picture means it won’t happen. It’s too early to know anything.

02.12.2024 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's worse? The Coke AI ad? Or the Apple Crush?

19.11.2024 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bumping this because i'm gonna try to be back on here

18.11.2024 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last time I joined a new social app I had to go to rehab. We’ll see how this goes.

04.07.2023 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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