Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)

@iwriteok.bsky.social

I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media

172,799 Followers 627 Following 6,176 Posts Joined Apr 2023
3 hours ago

I don't see how people can't understand the market can afford to be irrational longer than they can

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5 hours ago

The problem with the Iranian regime strategy is that it doesn't seem to have any other options available for scenarios where an oil price spike does not stop US and Israeli attacks.

Market actors might be making the same mistake.

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18 hours ago

i agree

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18 hours ago

this is the angriest i have ever been at a hat

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18 hours ago

Who the fuck

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18 hours ago
The strait of hormuz is open for transit defense secretary Pete hegseth said. The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping he said it is open for transit should Iran not do that

my living room is ready for guests. the only thing prohibiting entrance right now is i am blindly firing a 30.06 at my door. should i stop doing that, it will be perfectly safe to enter.

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1 day ago

if i know one thing about it, it's that it never happens here

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1 day ago

It's years of productive capacity I think

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1 day ago

Highly placed sources within my bathroom acknowledged during a recent classified briefing that I had not planned for the possibility of vomiting after chasing a family-size bag of flamin' hot Cheetos with an entire fifth of 151 rum

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1 day ago

oh no the thing that has happened to every single world power in every single major conflict since the advent of modern artillery is happening again

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1 day ago

I've never been proven wrong about financial advice involving nipple clamps

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1 day ago

more now, a refueling plane and the jet it was refueling crashed midair and last i checked one crew was unaccounted for still

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if i understand financial literacy properly this means we all need to liquidate our 401ks and invest heavily in those weird nipple clamps the bad guys wear in the new Mad Max movies

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9 months ago
BREAKING: Federal indictment shows SC Rep. RJ May (R-Lexington) is facing 10 counts of distribution of child sex abuse material. Indictment alleges May used aliases including “joebidennnn69” on the social media app Kik and “knowingly did distribute child pornography.” COUNT ONE
(Distribution of Child Pornography)
THE GRAND JURY CHARGES
That on or about April 3, 2024, in the District of South Carolina, the defendant, ROBERT JOHN MAY, 1II, a/k/a "joebidennnn69", a/k/a "Eric Rentling", knowingly did distribute child pornography and materials that contained child pornography, as defined in Title 18, United States Code, Section 2256(8), that had been mailed, shipped, and transported in interstate and foreign commerce by any_ means, including by computer; specifically, the defendant, ROBERT JOHN MAY, I11, a/k/a "joebidennnn69", a/k/a "Eric Rentling", sent a video file ending in "69c0" using the Kik application to another user of the Kik application known to the grand jury:
In violation of Title 18, United States Code, Sections 2252A(a)(2) and 2252A(b)(1).

a Republican House member from SC, Rep. RJ May, is facing 10 counts of CSAM using the screen name "joebidennnn69" im dead

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1 day ago
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Not going to post names at this time given that multiple are circulating, but this from CNN does make it seem like Grim's ID is the correct one

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1 day ago
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the US operation in Iran

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1 day ago

see that's a terrible mistake, because it just made me think haha U.S. Grant whupped the Confederacy while too drunk to piss straight

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1 day ago

yeah it's really fun and soothing and he's wonderful in it

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1 day ago

that's not really the point

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1 day ago

this kind of stuff is what the Internet was meant to be

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1 day ago

everyone loves Indiana Jones, even the guy who played him

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1 day ago

He would've been in more comedies but my man had planes to crash

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1 day ago

Ok but which part of the Bible because I could stand to see some Pharoahs drown

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1 day ago

and if you don't think social media has led to mass death, lmao

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1 day ago

Not if if you include smartphones and social media, which you should

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1 day ago

three now baby

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1 day ago

Him being who he is completely sells Jimmy's utter adoration of Paul. We never question it because not one person watching this show wouldn't crave that man's approval.

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1 day ago

it's incredible

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1 day ago

Utterly irrelevant to my statement

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1 day ago

Per the latest episode of Shrinking:

Harrison Ford might be the only actor who can say the line "I'm an icon." without his character coming across as a narcissist.

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