charles r. davis

how many handfuls of room temperature sprite are y'all giving to trick-or-treaters this year? i usually do three but my budget is tight...

oh he's blowing his flute again

inside you there are two cats. they're both mad.

intentional rage bait campaign called "whites for zohran" where a bunch of white people start a trend of them posting photos of them eating rice with their hands

i am in my carrie bradshaw era

could figure out who was the edgelord behind this brand and its racist and homophobic marketing. not only did i find some very disturbing messages on its linkedin page that are definitely steeped in groyper talk, but in my discovery of the answers behind this brand, i found out that (2/4)

if gore was rightfully made president, 2016 would never happen 🥹

don't mind me, just yearning for a world that never was 😔

🤔

"how's it going today?"
me:

so if you're wondering why i have been extremely all over the place lately, i was sexually assaulted in july. i still feel disgusting about it, but i have finally had a "good" week where i have been able to leave my house every day. thank you to everyone who has been kind ❤️

"yeah i'm participating in locktober"

locking away my heart to protect it from being hurt again 😔

swifties trying to explain why this is actually the most lyrically genius album of hers to date reminds me of when i try to explain the plot of kingdom hearts to my hinge dates

doing research

do you guys mind if i take the night off to spend some time in my pile of ropes

life update: haven't been to the gym in weeks, can barely eat, everything feels pointless now.

why did i waste so much of my time working out.

the amount of "friends" who dropped me the second i stopped thirst-trapping 🙄

i am not ok, but don't dm me if you haven't met me in person

thank god i don't have children or pets because they would have been extremely neglected this weekend while i was achieving this

minesweeper

we need to diversify our prospects

aspiring winner 😔

so many aspiring himbos on here...

how about aspiring artist? inventor?? dreamer???

me to the gay guy i see every week after my therapy session: james said i am his favorite client and that you SHOULD kill yourself

saw a church with a sign that said, "who is jesus," and i'm sorry but if you haven't figured that out yet buddy, why'd you run a church?

we're truly blessed by arceus

just two lil guys

his ska band is really good btw

he lives