Chris

🐶

Nude, bent over the sofa but cropped out hole because I’m a tease

spending the day on the sofa (evil crop)

double crown or something, my hair has always grown that way

if it was AI it wouldn’t hurt my back so much reaching for these angles 🥲

Nude mirror selfie showing ass

messy hair

finally getting around the reading LoTR (I read the fellowship as a young teen) - my greatest disappointment so far is learning the the pipeweed the hobbits are so fond of is not cannabis but just nicotine. I always imaged Gandalf, Merry and Pippin to just be high as fuck throughout the movies 🥲

Thank you 😝

ass pic

should be working, butt..

perfect!

selfie in white briefs

how many holes does underwear need before you throw them away

I hope you enjoy them like I did

Not fast, but a lot

If I recommend one over the rest it would be The Safekeep

List off books read in Jan 2026 Attached Young Mungo The Alchemist Giovanni’s Room The Safekeep Our Evenings The Haunting Season Atomic Habits The Exorcist

Januaries reading - although not yet rated as I’m finishing it today, Young Mungo is a must read.

If you’re queer and working class you will undoubtedly relate to this character, so much that for me it feels like I’m reading my own teenage diary

laying on the bed, nude, wearing headphones listening to music

zoning out

Topless selfie with pit exposed

need attention to heal

☘️

Flights to Dublin booked, I’d better find my future husband there!

nude selfie with book between my legs

got a haircut

Oh I am so torn between Jessie Buckley and Renate Reinsve for best actress Oscar!

Haven’t yet seen Rose Byrne in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Just finished seeing all three Lord of the Rings Extended Editions in the cinema in the space of a week. A perfect start to 2026

I’m gonna do it tomorrow

I’m glad I bring this news to you

nude selfie holding a copy of The Exorcist by William Peter Blantyre

let J*sus fuck you!

tbh I remember this from the movie, I’d just forgotten

I’m reading The Exorcist and I’m obsessed that doctors diagnosed Regan’s early demonic possession symptoms as ADHD. Explains so much.

Oh, she looks puss!

And thank you to The Traitors because now when I say Celia Imrie is in something new, my friends share the same excitement.

Sorry but Harriet’s attitude at that breakfast was nasty, it’s a game, it’s not that serious. I’m actually glad this was her end which is crazy because just one episode before I was rooting for her

we move

Topless selfie, wearing khaki trousers undone at the button to show white briefs waistband

the romance is over, someone heal me