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*derp*

@aussie-himbo.bsky.social

not made for heterosexual consumption • 🐨 • 👬🏽 • instagram.com/itsDMCL • 📍DC • cat dad 🐈‍⬛ •

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*boop*

04.03.2026 05:12 — 👍 267    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 0

just got home from the gym and i’m eating boy kibble 💪🏽

04.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 40    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😍

28.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait, i know that guy!

28.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Time for a 🍺

28.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 63    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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jokes

28.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 3622    🔁 430    💬 61    📌 6

🚂🚂

28.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤭

28.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

do you ever follow someone on socials and instantly regret it?

28.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 46    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I wish I could stop following men simply because they are hot but I simply cannot

27.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 133    🔁 8    💬 8    📌 1

he always does 🤭

27.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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had a hot date last night. i think it went pretty well 🥰

27.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 255    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

tbh idk if i want to be you or be in you

27.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 52    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

👀 🙏🏽

27.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

27.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🔥🔥🔥

27.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i always enjoy the “use equipment at own risk” signs in hotel gyms. it makes me wonder what has happened there.

26.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 118    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

💯

26.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥰🥰

26.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i forced myself to read it and gave up with less than 50 pages to go cause it was one of the worst books i’ve ever picked up. i do not get the appeal. it’s the only book i ever quit.

26.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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finally boarded my flight. get me home already!!

26.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 438    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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feeling blessed this was randomly at a store in Denver airport. makes up for the massive delay

26.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

half the people in my conference have altitude sickness and it’s making for quite the adventure 🫠

25.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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when the hotel gym only has a cable machine you have to make do

25.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 159    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

it’s gonna have to be!

25.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i feel asleep and now i haven’t had any dinner and nothing is open 😭

25.02.2026 04:14 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0