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*derp*

@aussie-himbo.bsky.social

not made for heterosexual consumption • 🐨 • 👬🏽 • instagram.com/itsDMCL • 📍DC • cat dad 🐈‍⬛ •

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naked drawing group

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idk. probably something alt rock from the early 2000s.

06.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i really want to go to a karaoke bar with my friends

06.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 39    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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my husband has been away at sea all week and he returns this afternoon and i could be more excited

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i’m getting a moth

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this was a direct result of the boys at the bar telling me i had the best chest there. 🥹

06.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

one week til my tattoo appointment 🤭

06.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 53    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

well, now i know what i want for my birthday

06.03.2026 13:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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it appears i had a couple of drinks last night…

06.03.2026 12:31 — 👍 627    🔁 18    💬 3    📌 0
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Yee-Haw ltd print 🧡
www.boy-kingdom.com/shop/p/plain...

05.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 63    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

imagine what better quality my photos will be!

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i don’t think i can put off getting a new phone until the new release - this glitchy b is sending me atm

05.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🦝🦾

05.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 422    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

being home alone all week with only my cats to talk to is sending me loopy 🙃

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*boop*

04.03.2026 05:12 — 👍 724    🔁 16    💬 6    📌 0

just got home from the gym and i’m eating boy kibble 💪🏽

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😍

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wait, i know that guy!

28.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Time for a 🍺

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jokes

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🚂🚂

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🤭

28.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

do you ever follow someone on socials and instantly regret it?

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I wish I could stop following men simply because they are hot but I simply cannot

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