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Common or Garden Variety Emma

@emmavaria.bsky.social

An eclectic assortment of organic molecules and highly impure water in the shape of a professional rando and technomantic adept (fourth class). Turtle-shaped turtle girl who loves turtles. Unrepentently trans and queer af.

123 Followers  |  60 Following  |  1,314 Posts  |  Joined: 10.07.2023  |  2.2564

Latest posts by emmavaria.bsky.social on Bluesky

When the broken-hearted people
living in the world agree
There will be an answer
Let it be

For though they may be parted
there is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer
Let it be

And when the night is cloudy
there is still a light that shines on me
Shine until tomorrow
Let it be

09.06.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are two wolves inside me.

help. I was never designed to contain large canids. my doctors are flummoxed. they don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I'm splitting at the seams. it's getting worse.

oh shit oh fuck I think they're getting into a fight.

23.05.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno that I'd actually enjoy watching that show. But I sure do appreciate that somebody's out there putting that energy into the world.

19.05.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭

19.05.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! It is a pretty bad pun.

15.05.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huzzah! That's fantastic!

15.05.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it was originally back on xitter, but mostly just because you're engaging and entertaining here on social media. That you also wrote some books I enjoy reading is separate but parallel.

14.05.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

13.05.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tacos de carne asada. 🀀

11.05.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's super cool that your birthday is so close to Krissy's! Happy birthday to the both of you!

11.05.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't need to. They're already trying to define trans anything as being pornography.

09.05.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shoulder length hair can be amazing.

But yeah, I also have some hard limits on how long I can grow mine before it degrades into a mass of disintegrating split ends.

07.05.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I almost said "Famous Internet Cat and Burrito Guy," but I think you may actually already be on the record concerning the burritos.

06.05.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will you feel content someday when you are more widely identified as a Famous Internet Cat Guy than an author? Because I could totally see you going for that.

06.05.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I get it! While polyamory seems to be becoming more mainstream, it's is of course still very definitely a minority proposition. Not a weird response at all.

06.05.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would totally go to prom with you, if you weren't offended by having to share me with my wife!

06.05.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YES. Persactly!

06.05.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am engaged in the same project myself. :/

06.05.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We really really need you out here in Seattle, and I've got great news regarding cool breezes, overcast skies, and rain...

06.05.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Word.

06.05.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Macan.

I keep mistyping it as Tacan and I have no earthly clue why.

02.05.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I don't even have many requirements. Just want something interesting that isn't stupidly priced, which makes sense for me, and I don't want to trade in the Mustang.

The Tacan GTS was just something shiny I happened to see on a dealership website. Not remotely convinced it's a great idea.

02.05.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't you start! I've been trying to talk myself out of a Macan this past week and a halfish.

02.05.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Enormous fucking supermood.

01.05.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lobster's name was Leon. He survived for several years but ultimately died during a molt a few months ago; if lobsters encounter difficulty and can't complete a molt quickly enough, they can die of exhaustion in the process and that appears to have been what happened.

There is now a Lord Leon II.

30.04.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, the perspective in that image is completely fucked and it hurts my eyes and brain.

30.04.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gigantic mood.

My company is also good at letting you use whichever is more productive for you, but I definitely am familiar with the arbitrary inflexible rules. Massive distanced pixelhugs and sympathetic feels to you.

29.04.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never gotten a picture of an osprey that was substantially better than that, so I feel your pain. πŸ’œ

29.04.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. I consider myself a LP fan, and a Shinoda fan in particular, but I'd avoided this album because I'm generally not the biggest fan of remixes. I see I was wrong to have done so.

29.04.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bweh
(in solidarity)

28.04.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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