Common or Garden Variety Emma

Common or Garden Variety Emma

@emmavaria.bsky.social

An eclectic assortment of organic molecules and highly impure water in the shape of a professional rando and technomantic adept (fourth class). Turtle-shaped turtle girl who loves turtles. Unrepentently trans and queer af.

149 Followers 63 Following 1,580 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 hours ago

250 years and we're still clapping for "first Black woman to..." like it's progress and not an indictment.

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4 hours ago

In direct contradiction of every bad porn fantasy ever?!

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5 hours ago
A computer render of what appears to be highly detailed, rough-textured concrete paving stones, each in the loose shape of a plus sign.  They are tiled into staggered rows.

"Striker" progress: Playing with a bunch of shit I really don't understand at all, while totally ignoring what I'm actually supposed to be doing, but I'm coming up with some really fucking cool looking concrete pavers.

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5 hours ago

True story: This is an actual plot point of a (really very excellent) novel by @matociquala.bsky.social: Suspected murder attempt via brain-eating amoebae in somebody's neti pot. IN SPAAAAAAAAACE.

(Where the hell does one even GET brain-eating amoebae IN SPAAAAAAAAACE?)

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7 hours ago

Three books in one day?! That's ambitious even for me...

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9 hours ago

I feel you so much. I've been doing a sequence of learning mini-projects in my own idiom and, for sure, the beginning of each new project is by far the slowest and least productive-feeling part. The high from the last project has faded, the direction isn't clear yet, the energy isn't flowing yet.

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1 day ago

Including actively trying to pick fights. "You wanna fight me? You wanna take a swing?" Sit the fuck down, Grandpa, nobody's trying to fight a decrepit dying eighty-five-year-old man. We're just waiting for you to die so everyone else can get on with their lives.

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1 day ago

This country - certain elements of its leadership, anyway - has exactly the same energy as my grandfather near the end of his life. He had dementia and would get incredibly belligerent over imagined slights and start haranguing everyone around him who didn't immediately jump to his defense.

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2 days ago

I am increasingly convinced that we're not only in a bottom-quarter timeline, but that we may be in fact the stupidest timeline. Bottom #1. Dead last.

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2 days ago

Such a great book!

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2 days ago
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BuzzFeed Nearing Bankruptcy After Disastrous Turn Toward AI Three years after its pivot to AI, the writing is on the wall for BuzzFeed. The company said there's "substantial doubt" it can keep going.

This is the destination of every company that tries to replace creative human workers with AI slop.
futurism.com/artificial-i...

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2 days ago

I HAVE read it, and I agree, it's very good.

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3 days ago
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Trump Removes Sanctions on Russia to Help Oil Flow Amid Iran Conflict

AAAAAAAAAAAnd there it is www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/u...

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3 days ago

"That's a no-brainer. Of course it's a violation of international law, that's why it's a covert action. The guy is a terrorist. Go grab his ass." - Al Gore

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3 days ago

Extraordinary rendition: "It's illegal to torture you where you are, and illegal to torture you here, so we'll kidnap you and take you to a THIRD country to commit whatever human rights violations we like." Occurred during Clinton, Bush, and Obama administrations; no evidence it's stopped since.

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3 days ago

Ker-Frisbie: "Doesn't matter how you came to be in the US, now that you've been kidnapped and brought to the US, we have jurisdiction to prosecute you." Upheld by the Supreme Court in 1886, 1952, and again in 1992.

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3 days ago

Google a couple concepts related to state-sponsored abductions:

* Ker-Frisbie doctrine
* Extraordinary rendition

Government kidnappings aren't new or novel; the only difference is that now we're doing it inside US borders. We've pretty much always been this shitty.

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3 days ago

I should draw some robbuts. It has been many manies since I have drawn robbuts. Or anything else, really. Heck, I think the last time I drew anything at all was a quick sketch of an ammonite on the back of an envelope... for social media... but I think back in the xitter days.

It's been a minute.

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4 days ago
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4 days ago

Oh man. I'm hopelessly basic so I'm gonna have to go with Losing My Religion, and Shiny Happy People a close second. Still have both on playlists in heavy rotation even today.

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5 days ago

I'm constantly torn between "Wow, past me really had my back" and "Wow, I really need to discuss that jerk in therapy."

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5 days ago
A screenshot of a small portion of a website.  It reads only "Purchased on Dec 15, 2019" in plain black text on a white background.

Wait, what? Apparently I bought this already... six years ago? I could have sworn that the only work of yours (and Amal El-Mohtar's) I'd read was This Is How You Lose The Time War (which, by the way, was utterly fantastic, and I recommend highly.)

I'M EVEN FURTHER BEHIND THAN I THOUGHT

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5 days ago

You're not wrong, you're not wrong.

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5 days ago

That.... actually sounds incredibly intriguing. But I am SO FAR BEHIND on my bought books right now. 😭

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5 days ago

I feel like most neurotypical people fail to understand the comfort that comes from just existing within the same space as people I care about.

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5 days ago

Frankly, that's some of the best advice I've heard, even if it did come straight from the author's mouth (pen? keyboard?) and not from an unwanted cheap artificial unintelligence fake.

Nobody fuckin' says fuck enough.

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5 days ago

The worst day at the salon beats the best day at work.

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5 days ago
All these comments saying they aren't necessarily the intended demographic... As a counterpart, I definitely am. 
I'm a 30-something, disabled, nonbinary trans man who paused my transition twice for reasons like this. For fear of losing community, fear of being alone, being "unlovable". 

This hits really fucking hard. The number of things I've gone to that are for "women and nonbinary people" and thought about "what happens when I get to the point that I consistently pass as male? Do I no longer belong there? Will I have to once again justify my existence, my presence in this place I am meant to feel safe in?

I've been told, to my face, that I'm not a game developer, or that my 14+ years of writing and making narrative games means nothing because there's "no audience for the games about trans masculinity you want to focus on now."

Comments like these are what matter to me.

itch.io/post/15671230

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